That's double paper bag ugly!
There used to be a song a long time ago that said "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, make an UGLY WOMAN your wife!" and part way through the song I remember 2 guys talking and one asking the other "Is that your wife?...She SURE IS UGLY".......The other guy responded..."Yaaa but she SUUUUURE CAN COOK" I just wonder if.......never mind.
Thanks for the reminder of that great song.