You're killing me! I think I just pissed my pants reading this.
Honestly it is a true story...happened probably 5 or 6 years ago in southern Maryland. I think the deal was that they actually covered the hole they dumped the gas down but the woodchuck had two holes and when they backed away and lit it off they just happened to go towards the "other hole" that the damn thing ran out of. Both guys were right there and he climbed up the ones leg. Both of them were flown out and nearly died. They spent months in the burn center. It is funny, but it's kinda not because they got hurt so bad over a stupid woodchuck. Not too much farming left around here, since the big tobacco buyout soybeans are the number one crop. You can see fields that have large round circles ate right down to the bare dirt with a hole right in the middle...it's like, gee...who cant guess what caused that??
We are lucky that as many as there are around here none of our horses have ever stepped in a hole and broken a leg. If that goes down, wifey will have me out there shoving a Bangalor torpedo down the hole!!!!