Best excuses for missing

[Capt. Oblivious]

Its ok, im still fireforming brass

 

[Tom Baker]

Best one I ever heard,

I used the wrong chamfering tool.

 

[pirate ammo]

75 with a handgun, I'll hang in there, 300 with a rifle, everyone laughs at me.

 

[dellet]

I don't know if this is belongs in the excuse or unexplained flyer department but....

I often throw a shot/flyer due to a pulled muscle in my neck or arm.

Seems to happen most often within the last couple shots of "shooting my best group" of the day/month/ever, and right after reaching around to pat myself on the back for shooting so well, but before finishing the string.

 

[Walt Krafft]

If you are in Californica, it must have been an earthquake.

 

[rjtfroggy]

I don't need an excuse, I miss all the time.

 

[Just Say Moe]

Can't see the sights and/or the target clearly at the same time!

 

[john 800]

Dont worry about that little guy.
I use that saying a lot referring the that peice of cinematic brilliance

 

[Darryll]

Last Sunday: Let's shoot handguns at 75 yards so we have an excuse when we miss...

We used to blame the ammo, but now we're shooting our own reloads... So we can't blame the ammo anymore...

Of course there's the environmentals... Wind, sun spots, phase of the moon, etc.

What good ones have you heard? I need to expand my repertoire.

There was a gentleman that swore that the train in the background made him miss his shot. that's the best that I've got.

Darryll

 

[Leo Smith]

What target?

 

[gambleone]

My heart skipped a beat right when I pulled the trigger.

 

[Pawnee Bill]

I always blame it on my age.

 

[brxbrad]

WTF That shouldn't have happened......huh....

 

[john 800]

If we are duck hunting and didn’t get them its, “we scared the hell out of em though”
I often text a buddy with “are we scaring ducks this weekend?”

 

[Batty67]

Coriolis (I'm a former field artillery officer in the NG) and poltergeists.

 

[john 800]

Aliens abducted my bullet? Deer was from the matrix?
Just thinking out loud here.

 

[Mdhmsmith]

The guy next to me had a loud brake on the last round of my record setting 5 round group.

 

[No.343]

My dad dropped me down the stairs when I was a baby.
I forgot to clip my finger nails.

 

[Ford]

Oh we shooting at that target? i was shooting at the wrong one.

 

[Kracken McGraw]

That shouldn’t have happened, it’s time for custom bullets and a new scale!