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Anyone got a good Iguana recipe?

Squirrels are worse. They chew holes in your house. Don’t have Iguanas and don’t want any so the squirrels are worse. Iguanas remind me of a certain political party as in having forked tongues…
Don't have to convince me. I was a outside repair tech for the phone company.
Squirrels loved copper wire.
 
They are way more fun to fish for than to shoot. Shooting is one and done. Difficult to do in public. Jamaican jerk recipe, they taste like what they eat. Find them where they eat fish and fruit not where they’re dumpster divers.
 
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Wife believes that her little Aussies will get some terrible infection or catch something if they catch one of the iguana's. She asked that I put one of the 22s buy the back door. So I told her that i would put the Winchester single shot that i like so much and a box of ammo. She says 'NO, NO, NO, I want the 10-22 with the 25 round magazine and load it full of stingers.
 
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I was on business trips overseas most of my career including expat for 4 years in China, one to adhere to, if you can't drink their water, don't eat the fresh salad on the return flight.

Sampled just about every street food in China, Korea, India, and tapas bars in Spain, never got food poisoning till I ate at a Filipino restaurant in Chandler, AZ.
If you ate street food in India and didn't get sick you are one brave mo fo. They should be studying your immune system. :)
 
Wife believes that her little Aussies will get some terrible infection or catch something if they catch one of the iguana's. She asked that I put on of the 22s buy the back door. So I told her that i would put the Winchester single shot that i like so much and a box of ammo. She says 'NO, NO, NO, I want the 10-22 with the 25 round magazine and load it full of stingers.
My 8 outdoor cats feast on the iguanas regularly and are quite fat and healthy. Iguanas are herbaceous and live off leaves and flowers. Their favorite food in my yard is our giant bougainvillea's red leaves. They poop red as a result!
 
First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was that's about like asking for a good opossum recipe.

No, I've not tried either one and I hope I never get hungry enough that I have to.
 
You can grind for burgers and season, on the grill cook just about anything. Must be why Canada is bringing the world's largest cricket farm into production, Canada the next great experimental food country. Government provided suicide and crickets for breakfast,lunch,dinner. The great white north, socialists can ruin any country, in a single generation.
 
I assure you DShort I posted this in jest I feel the same way you do? They are so nasty looking i would have to be down to 145 and dropping fast to try an iguana.
 
How to cook Iguana
1. Clean & skin Iguana, remove guts and cut off tail.
2. Marinate in your favorite Marinade for about 2 hours.
3. Place Iguana on a Cedar shingle and cook in oven for about 30 min at 350 degrees.
4. Remove from oven. Let cool for 10 minutes.
5. Put Iguana in trash can.
6. Eat the Cedar shingle
 
Yes, back in the old country, marinate with lemon, soy sauce and onion... iguana teriyaki... don't knock it till you try it.

Or deep fry them like these. Wuhan province special street food. Ate anything they sold on the streets as long as it's deep fried.

Scorpions for appetizers before a nice dinner in Northern China.

Bon Appetit...

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Squirrels are worse. They chew holes in your house. Don’t have Iguanas and don’t want any so the squirrels are worse. Iguanas remind me of a certain political party as in having forked tongues…
Squirrels will also chew up the soy based plastic parts in your truck.....ask me how I know.
 

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