Am I a hoarder?

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Tell the wife that you have been informed that you are woefully under prepared in the event of a large scale civil unrest, (or whatever reason works best for you.) Then proceed to explain that it's imperative that you get better prepared for her safety!

 

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My wife is accusing me of being a hoarder. I’m in denial.View attachment 1684854

Is that all you have??