Before the federally mandated EMS, Detroit Fire Department had 9 squads that handled all the rescue, hospital, or life saving runs. Then the feds came in and mandated that DFD had to have ‘medics” to specialize in these runs. The nine squads, who took medical emergency runs as well as fire runs were replaced by sixteen (16) EMS rigs, that did not respond to fires. Much of their time is spent in doing the paperwork in quadplicate for city, state, and federal bureaucracies. Who reads this crap? In the old days we spoke and understood ghettoese. If someone fainted,passed out, or was unconscious we were told by family members they done fell out. We abbreviated the report form that went only to Fire Department interests and no further. So we abbreviated done fell out to DFO. Now if that person passed it was abbreviated DFOFG. Done Fell Out For Good. We had to stop doing it that way.
I’m married to a paramedic, she drives me crazy with abbreviations in conversation. Glad I’m deaf now and quit stopping her stories! Lol