I demand to see your credentials! I cannot in good faith consider a bullet without the proper background check! Let me see your DNA. Where is your dental records? How can we take you seriously if you don't show us your credit rating!Congratulations, what Tier is the University??
Maybe you could display the body of work (papers) that got you promoted, I imagine you must of had the CV to deserve the promotion. Be proud of your demonstrated academic achievements, don't be shy, please share them with the great unwashed here on 6mmBR.
Feed me!