Laugh for the Day
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No, That's how he got his two rocks to clack together so he can hear him self think !!!! I think I lost one of mine, Or have not been listening to them lately CHSSo, that jump kind of knocked some sense in you
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Heck no, I did even crazier things after that even!So, that jump kind of knocked some sense in you
And yes, there were some girls watching. 
dave@aDave
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This is sort of like a CB radio fight.
Everybody is a bad ass...........until you try to pin them down on their location to finish the kerfuffle.
Then it gets real quiet.
D Coots
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A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people! Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!"
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people! Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!"
Just like on internet forums. LOL
Lone Hunter
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My dentist told me that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Because if it had been anywhere else, they would have called it a teethbrush.
What happened to pulling those plastic sleds on the streets with a pickup and a case of beer?
A recent conversation I had with my 6 year old grand daughter.
Me: How’s school going sweetie?
Her : Good
Me: Is your favorite class still art?
Her: It is Papa, what have you been doing ?
Me: Moving a lot of snow.
Her: Yeah, this winter is the longest, I really wish that stupid beaver hadn’t seen his shadow !
Me: How’s school going sweetie?
Her : Good
Me: Is your favorite class still art?
Her: It is Papa, what have you been doing ?
Me: Moving a lot of snow.
Her: Yeah, this winter is the longest, I really wish that stupid beaver hadn’t seen his shadow !
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