Laugh for the Day

[joshb]

Yes But challenge accepted

I’ll take the one on the left! I know what gravity can do over the years!

 

[MUP]

 

[Adam in WI]

I’ll take the one on the left! I know what gravity can do over the years!

More than a handful is a waste

 

[Retired shooter]

Resizing dies. ????

 

[Retired shooter]

More than a handful is a waste

I though it was more than a mouthful

 

[joshb]

From a stock makers point of view, I’d like to give those 40 coats of hand rubbed oil finish.

 

[Adam in WI]

I though it was more than a mouthful

As long as you're gentle; same thing

 

[KMart]

Always wondered why you never hear a Democrat Fart. Finally explained..............

Did you forget about Eric Swallowell

 

[Retired shooter]

From a stock makers point of view, I’d like to give those 40 coats of hand rubbed oil finish.

You buy the oil finish in bulk

 

[LHSmith]

Schmidts beer is the worst beer I have ever tasted. No wonder them philly people are goofy. Jeff

Perhaps you have never experienced Schaefer

 

[outasite`08]

From a stock makers point of view, I’d like to give those 40 coats of hand rubbed oil finish.

So,we started to talk about beer and things went sideways. joshb, you are right,the one on the right will be lifting those critters to wash her knees in a few years. jeff

 

[outasite`08]

Perhaps you have never experienced Schaefer

Yes, Fort Drum around 1978. Good draft but not so much in a can. Jeff

 

[rjtfroggy]

Yes, Fort Drum around 1978. Good draft but not so much in a can. Jeff

Mid to late 60's great beer, then out of nowhere went down the toilet. Started to come back in the later 70's but never regained their followers.
IIRC their big brewery was in Brooklyn NY. They did a complete makeover of the brewery tanks and all and the beer went downhill from there. That was their demise.

 

[Adam in WI]

So,we started to talk about beer and things went sideways.

You didn't honestly expect any different, did you?

 

[outasite`08]

You didn't honestly expect any different, did you?

No. I`m glad most of us have a sense of humor. Jeff

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

know this is old, but it is still funny.
RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO COSTCO!!
Yesterday I was at Costco, buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen,
the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a
woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an
elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on
impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,
I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and
I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped
to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.
Well, I thought the guy behind her was going to have
a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch
what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to
think of crazy things to say.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in
Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have 2 brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his 3 children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest
with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Democrat?
Sincerely,
Worried About My Reputation

 

[D Coots]

reloading the bras s would be a challenge

I'd give it a try....

 

[Adam in WI]

I'd give it a try....

Don't you dare resize them

 

[Monte F]

know this is old, but it is still funny.
RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO COSTCO!!
Yesterday I was at Costco, buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen,
the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a
woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an
elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on
impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,
I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and
I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped
to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.
Well, I thought the guy behind her was going to have
a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch
what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to
think of crazy things to say.

You are hurting my ribs again.