On the lighter side.....
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KMart
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As an aside, I tried to buy an upright freezer a couple of months ago. Was unable to find one. Lowe's had a sign that stated that they don't have any and don't know when freezers would be available. Checked with a relative that is in the business of selling freezers and she said that she has given up on trying to get them.
Bet a lot of you wouldn’t think twice about it if she had access to a 1000 acres of hunting property.
joshb
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You have go in to the appliance desk for that personal one on one! I did it about a month ago. I searched and searched the internet to no avail. I called Lowes, Home Depot , Sears and they all told me I was out of luck. My wifey wouldn’t get off my back so I went in to Home Depot. The old codger there turned me away so I went to Lowes. I got lucky and found a cute little girl working the appliance desk. Using all my charm, I explained how I was on a mission to please my wife. It worked! The girl got on the keyboards and found out a shipment was coming in and I had a choice of two different brands. I chose the bigger one, slipped the girl a $50 and thanked her profusely! That sucker was delivered two weeks later!
I suggest trying again! The initial rush is over. You might have a chance now!
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I will make the over and under 10 minutes on how long the wife was overjoyed !
Monte F
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I'm not even thinking about having a Carlsburg for Cinco de Mayo!
Definitely will have a Corona like that though.
joshb
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5 minutes after I got it in place! “Can you switch the way the door opens?”
5 minutes after that was done, I’m headed for the shop to work on my desk. She says “Where are you going? No we need to go shopping and fill it.”
That took 3 hours! “Look and see if they have this. Look and see if they have that. Sir, do you have any Roast beef that doesn’t have any preservatives in it? Don’t you buy those Fritos, they’re not on the list. Go look for my Gummy bears. Honey, they’re “not on the list”!?! I like them. Well I like Fritos! They’ll make you fat.
I don’t want 2 lb. packages of hamburger, I want one pound packages. Sir? Can you make me some one pound packages of hamburger? Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
mikegaiz
Stay frosty, my friend.
Brother is deployed in Somolia now.
I'll say a prayer for his safety.
That trick works better with cats... "Patches want some flying lessons?"
I knew it ! I could smell it from KY.
5 minutes after I got it in place! “Can you switch the way the door opens?”
5 minutes after that was done, I’m headed for the shop to work on my desk. She says “Where are you going? No we need to go shopping and fill it.”
That took 3 hours! “Look and see if they have this. Look and see if they have that. Sir, do you have any Roast beef that doesn’t have any preservatives in it? Don’t you buy those Fritos, they’re not on the list. Go look for my Gummy bears. Honey, they’re “not on the list”!?! I like them. Well I like Fritos! They’ll make you fat.
KMart
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5 minutes after I got it in place! “Can you switch the way the door opens?”
5 minutes after that was done, I’m headed for the shop to work on my desk. She says “Where are you going? No we need to go shopping and fill it.”
That took 3 hours! “Look and see if they have this. Look and see if they have that. Sir, do you have any Roast beef that doesn’t have any preservatives in it? Don’t you buy those Fritos, they’re not on the list. Go look for my Gummy bears. Honey, they’re “not on the list”!?! I like them. Well I like Fritos! They’ll make you fat.
OOOOH, My!!!!! You obviously didn't read the fine print in your marriage contract. You are not the only one to have made that mistake.
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