Thanksgiving Question

[Mulligan]

My wife, Sister-in-law, oldest daughter, 5 granddaughters, and one great-granddaughter are here at the house for this special day.
I think they are all talking at the same time, and carrying on several conversations at the same time...... how do they do that?

My mind is not wired that way.

Happy Thanksgiving all.
CW

 

[huntinglonewolf]

Its a woman thing that us men will never figure out.
Gobble gobble

 

[Eraser]

There's only one solution,,,, run for it.

 

[Mulligan]

Ok,
just left the table, even my twin 13 year old grand-girls can carry on 2-3 conversations at once.

My head hurts
CW

 

[Tommie]

Quietly say “It’s only once per year...”

Repeat as necessary.

 

[TAJ45]

My wife is one of six daughters. One is a half mile away, the next is 2.5, the third moved from 200 yards th o 8 miles, one 28 miles then one in Cali....
When there are 3-5 together for more than 10 mins, it takes my Dear 2-6 hours to get her speech patterns and speech speed backed down to comprehensible levels. No subjects or nouns, occasional verbs and paragraph changes for topic shifts are optional.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

I am blessed.

I had dinner with my four children, 12 grandchildren and 5 great grandchildren. All in the same room and at the same time.

I simply turn my hearing aids off and smile at everyone.

Silence is bliss.

 

[garandman]

Think: "the noise is much better than silence on Thanksgiving."

 

[10XSHOOTER]

Comes with the TITS!

 

[Twicepop]

My wife is one of six daughters. One is a half mile away, the next is 2.5, the third moved from 200 yards th o 8 miles, one 28 miles then one in Cali....
When there are 3-5 together for more than 10 mins, it takes my Dear 2-6 hours to get her speech patterns and speech speed backed down to comprehensible levels. No subjects or nouns, occasional verbs and paragraph changes for topic shifts are optional.

Sounds kinda like what my wife says happens when me and my two brothers get together. She says it sounds like a fight happening because none of us can hear worth a crap and we're almost shouting when we talk together. Too many combined years of LOUD factories, LOUD guns and in my case LOUD music and cars.

 

[Dud]

Just try to stay out of the kitchen.

 

[rr2030]

You need to get you some of that A.D.D. so you can follow along.

 

[ShootDots]

Your situation is precisely why Crown Royal Reserve is made. A couple of glasses and it won't matter and you won't care what kind of conversation the women folk are engaged in! You will be in the world you created in your mind to live in just so you won't have to be "in their world"! Crown is a great help with your imagination(s)! LOL!!!

 

[Snuggie]

Your situation is precisely why Crown Royal Reserve is made. A couple of glasses and it won't matter and you won't care what kind of conversation the women folk are engaged in! You will be in the world you created in your mind to live in just so you won't have to be "in their world"! Crown is a great help with your imagination(s)! LOL!!!

Crown Black for me Ben! The primary ingredient of my “Self Medication Program” !!

 

[Hino895]

Wild turkey to go with the turkey

 

[topclass2017]

My wife and her side of the family do not know what "indoor voices" mean. I give myself frequent timeouts in the quiet sanctity of my shop.

 

[Texas10]

My wife, Sister-in-law, oldest daughter, 5 granddaughters, and one great-granddaughter are here at the house for this special day.
I think they are all talking at the same time, and carrying on several conversations at the same time...... how do they do that?

My mind is not wired that way.

Happy Thanksgiving all.
CW

It's a genetic difference, you either have the gene or you don't, and what makes men the hunters and women the gatherers. Can you imagine 3 women in a blind on a deer hunt? We'd all starve!

 

[Pawnee Bill]

My wife, Sister-in-law, oldest daughter, 5 granddaughters, and one great-granddaughter are here at the house for this special day.
I think they are all talking at the same time, and carrying on several conversations at the same time...... how do they do that?

My mind is not wired that way.

Happy Thanksgiving all.
CW

It's a vaginal thing.

 

[Cryhavoc]

They all learn how to do that from watching "The View"

 

[Mulligan]

They all learn how to do that from watching "The View"

Not the ladies in my house.
CW