Warped sense of humor

[Uthink Uknow]

Fear not Ebb, He also said he is out of here and he keeps coming back like the Eveready Bunny.
I don’t care for this thread but I keep coming back to see what you guys are posting about me.

 

[D Coots]

 

[D Coots]

Is this considered political or hunting related?

 

[mikeinct]

Man I wish this Coots guy was my neighbor... mikeinct

 

[D Coots]

 

[D Coots]

 

[D Coots]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

IRISH COFFEE

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra' 'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.

It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

"Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."

 

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D Coots, Stuff like this should be posted in the health threads, the mental health threads that is.

 

[T-shooter]

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Schiff looks like he just picked up the soap.

 

[GotRDid]

Schiff looks like he just picked up the soap.

Are you suggesting he caught Barney's fabled "Single Projectile Supository"?
GotRDid.

 

[rjtfroggy]

This thread has just tripled Eric Cortina's " Load development" post. Let's try to keep it going. I for one have looked at or read them all.

 

[Bc'z]

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This is the look of a man that just got caught giving it to the neighbors cat!

 

[Charwell]

 

[blackwidowp61]

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Not a fair comparison...Barney knew enough to quit when he was ahead.

 

[Rustytigwire]

 

[txdan]

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I am going with ultra safe

 

[MikeMcCasland]

 

[wedgy]

I bet they don't sell very many in San Francisco

 

[MikeMcCasland]