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Warped sense of humor

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A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Blue Ridge Restaurant in Newville because the waitresses were stacked and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Blue Ridge Restaurant in Newville because the waitresses were attractive, the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Blue Ridge Restaurant in Newville because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Blue Ridge Restaurant in Newville because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Blue Ridge Restaurant in Newville because they had never been there before ...
 
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