A young marine just graduated boot camp at 18 years old. He goes to town with his friends to throw a drunk. He walks into a bar and orders a Jack Daniels, but the bartender asks his age, and when the marine says 18, he is refused the drink. He gets mad, explains he just graduated boot camp, and wants a drink, but the bartender grabs him up throws him out the door and yells after him, that was "karate, from Okinawa". The marine gets mad, goes back in, argues, and gets thrown out again with the bartender yelling "that's jujitsu from Japan". Once again, inside he goes, once again outside he is thrown, with the bartender yelling "that's Kumdo from Korea".
Then the marine calls the bartender outside the fourth time and the people inside hear a thud and someone falling. The marine sticks his head in the door and says "when that bastard comes too, tell him that was a baseball bat from Sears & Roebuck".
Then the marine calls the bartender outside the fourth time and the people inside hear a thud and someone falling. The marine sticks his head in the door and says "when that bastard comes too, tell him that was a baseball bat from Sears & Roebuck".
