USMCDOC
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that reminds me of a story.. i will have to type it up and post it.
Warped sense of humor
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rwj
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Yup... likely a 55+ community where they’re advertising single floor living. What looks like the driveway is the parking area to visit the model with a same level sidewalk to the front door... don’t want potential senior citizen owners struggling to get inside!
joshb
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Miss Moneypenny, I presume?
Now there’s a subject for a warped sense of humor! We, as men, are NOT
supposed to (what’s the new catch phrase?) “idolize” women. Did you watch some of the Hollywood awards shows? I saw a bunch of women competing to show more legs and boobs than the next gal.WTF???
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USMCDOC
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Lone Hunter
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Typical Millennial
Some idiots didn’t plan out the speed of the van very well.
How STOOOPID can you be!?!
garandman
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Miss Moneypenny, I presume?
Now there’s a subject for a warped sense of humor! We, as men, are NOT
It's a warped sense of morality. Women are supposedly empowered when they flaunt their body and sexuality, but men are pigs when they lust after Women flaunting their body and Sexuality. It's a screwed up world.
ETA: I think its horny men telling women they are "empowered" ...and are willing to put up with being called pigs....
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garandman
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KMart
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Maybe in your house. In my house, the one setting the bar down, would lick it all over first.
Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge
This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future!
The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future!
The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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