Warped sense of humor

[blackwidowp61]

 

[Rube Shooter]

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There's a small hot room in hell for people who laughed at this, I'll l see y'all there.

 

[fantastic]

There's a small hot room in hell for people who laughed at this, I'll l see y'all there.

Bring lots of beer and chips and i am sure we will get along just fine.

 

[Rube Shooter]

Bring lots of beer and chips and i am sure we will get alone just fine.

Hell yes, pun intended.......

 

[Ol’ Ed]

.....and ice. Don’t forget the ice.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[fantastic]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

At the moment she wakes up, a woman says to her husband:

- Honey, I just had an incredible dream. I dreamed that you would give me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. In your opinion, what can it mean?

- You'll know tonight ..., the husband answers with a small smile.

That night, the man comes home from work with a small gift package. His wife, delighted, begins to unwrap, and inside, she discovers ... a book called

"The interpretation of dreams"!

 

[CT10ring]

Bring lots of beer and chips and i am sure we will get along just fine.

annealing, yawn.
neck turning, yawn.
bag wax, yawn.
heavy sand, same.
warped sense of humor, heck yeah.

 

[CT10ring]

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GotRDid.

Lancelot: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
Arthur: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Monks: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Arthur: [holding the Holy Hand Grenade] How does it, um — how does it work?
Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments!
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies into tiny pieces... in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu —
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
Arthur: Right! [removes the Holy Pin] One!... Two!... FIVE!
Galahad: Three, sir.
Arthur: THREE!
[Arthur throws the Hand Grenade. A chorus of angels sing before it explodes, destroying the rabbit.]

Thank you sir. warped. Just the best. "skip a bit, brother. "

 

[rwh]

 

[GotRDid]

I loved the exploding penguin on the telly skit!

Do you recall the Waiter asking the Diner if he wanted a wafer thin mint or a bucket?
I dated a girl from Isleworth, England, back in the early 80s and we watched Monty Python reruns every time we got to her apartment. She was profoundly homesick after 2 yrs at Purdue University finishing a Mechanical Engineering degree.
Now that girl had a truly warped sense of humor!
GotRDid.

 

[GotRDid]

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[GotRDid]

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[GotRDid]

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[CT10ring]

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GotRDid.

Sir, this dalliance; with regard to R Descartes; is appreciated. Not many folks know: when asked - "what was the last thing you felt- with a man/enemy in your in your sights?
Rene: "the trigger".

 

[CT10ring]

Lancelot: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
Arthur: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Monks: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Arthur: [holding the Holy Hand Grenade] How does it, um — how does it work?
Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments!
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies into tiny pieces... in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu —
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
Arthur: Right! [removes the Holy Pin] One!... Two!... FIVE!
Galahad: Three, sir.
Arthur: THREE!
[Arthur throws the Hand Grenade. A chorus of angels sing before it explodes, destroying the rabbit.]

kindred spirit, methinks. LMOA. thx.

 

[rwj]

Do you recall the Waiter asking the Diner if he wanted a wafer thin mint or a bucket?
I dated a girl from Isleworth, England, back in the early 80s and we watched Monty Python reruns every time we got to her apartment. She was profoundly homesick after 2 yrs at Purdue University finishing a Mechanical Engineering degree.
Now that girl had a truly warped sense of humor!
GotRDid.

Don’t recall that one... it’s been a long time... watched in the 1970s! It does take a twisted mind to laugh at some of their material. Do you ever see reruns now? Seems unlikely in todays PC world...

 

[PatMiles]

Don’t recall that one... it’s been a long time... watched in the 1970s! It does take a twisted mind to laugh at some of their material. Do you ever see reruns now? Seems unlikely in todays PC world...

And then there was Benny Hill.

 

[SEM]

Grope'n Benny !!! LOL put that on TV today