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Warped sense of humor

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I can see that there is plenty of floatation devices on board. Just curious if they are serviceable and Coast Guard approved.
 
Worked for many years in the Town of Palm Beach, saw a tan chevy van with bumper sticker on back. "Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and what's in between."
 
The world's richest man died and when he got to the pearly gates, he asked St. Peter if he could bring his gold bullion. St. Peter says "NO, you can't bring anything with you, it's the law". The man continues to beg and St. Peter gives in and says "you can bring in one gold bar, no more, no less, and nothing else". The man selects a huge bar and is standing in Heaven holding it as if someone might take it and run. Two guys see him, walk over, and say "why in the world did you bring pavement with you?"
 
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