I thought the idea of weighing primers was just a joke. But, judging from how serious some members of this forum are, it looks like I'm going to have to step up my reloading procedure.
I would think to get any meaningful results from weighing primers one would need to dig deeper than simply weighing the intact primers. I'm going to try separating the several components and weighing them individually. The weights of the anvil, the cup, and the pressure-sensitive ignition compound need to be separated because, it seems to me, that the ignition compound is the component most likely to effect group size.
In other words, if the anvils and ignition compound of a group of primers all weigh the same and only the cup weight varies, then I suspect performance differences would be small. On the other hand, if all the anvils and cups are identical, but there are significant variations in the weight (amount) of the ignition compound, then it makes sense that this factor could have an effect on group size.
So my project between now and next Spring is to disassemble 10,000 primers and weigh the three major components. Then load these primers into 10,000 identical rounds and test them at 1000 yards on a windless day.
Don't worry, when working on the primers I'll dial nine and one on my phone so that if anything goes wrong, I only have to dial one more number.
This will take some time, of course, but expect me to publish the results no later than April first, 2019.