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Honestly, this really happened!! Don't Laugh

About 11 AM this morning my next door neighbor comes banging at the door in a panic. Seems her son's 4-H project, 1100 lb. steer got loose and is in my bottom pasture. Now this critter has an attitude. He's chased them out of the paddock several times and this morning he butted the front of her Toyota Tundra while she was trying to corner him, cracking the grill in the process.
So she wants me to know the beast is on my property and if I see it to please put it down. I promise to comply and off she goes in search of the wayward bovine. About a half an hour later I looked out the living room window and there he is just inside our wood line chomping on some multi-flora rose. Uh-Oh what to do, she did say drop it and there he is only 100 yards away. Ok I'll drop it.
Problem, which gun to use on an 1100 lb critter, never shot a steer before, better go for the 300 Wby. But damn all the good guns are in the safe, which is a pain to open quickly. I walk over to my pre-safe gun cabinet where I keep all the decoy pcs. and took a look at my choices. Hmmmm, 12 Ga. slug gun, maybe, 22-250 no way, 10/22 for an in-the-ear shot, no too risky, Marlin 336 in 35 Remington, perfect. Now I go for ammo. I've got 150's and 200s; better take the 200s.
So I stoke it up with a full magazine of 200s, never know he might charge, and put 2 more in my pocket for good measure. I head out the front of the house directly toward him with 1 in the chamber and my thumb on the hammer. He doesn't seem to pay me much attention as I get to within 10 yards. Too much brush for a heart shot so I dare to walk in front of him. At this point I'm shaking like I'm staring down a Cape Buffalo. I center the sights between his eyes and squeeze one off reloading quickly. Well the old 35 dropped him in his tracks like a bus hit him, not a twitch.
My neighbor's husband came over with his undamaged Tundra and drug him out of the woods onto my front lawn. They got him onto a tarp and have spent the last 6 hours butchering him on the ground. I'm looking forward to a big chunk of beef back strap for my services.
Honest and truly this really happened.
Mark
 
Don't tell the PETA idiots. I saw my father put one down in between the bank and police station several years back,open range on timber co. land)he opted the 12 ga. They ground her up.....tasty burgers!!!
 
Been there.

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I just had to do that with a neighbors horse. It was suffering pretty bad. It was pitch black and snowing. Prideing myself on my marksmanship and holding a flash light at the same time, I aimed my .44 mag between his eyes from six inches away.................and missied ! He moved his head at the same intant I fired. I had to lay down on the ground and fire a second shot from four inches away. That killed him instantly like I intended in the first place.
I've also had to kill two mountain lions, for New Mexico game and fish, out here by laying in the dark with a spotlight, 30yds down wind from a fresh lion killed goat which I pegged to the ground with bailing wire. Both those shots were in the mouth and went the entire length of the body. They both ran about 70 yards. I had to go into the brush with a flash light and a hopped up govt. 1911. They were both laying on the river bank, dead as a wedge.
Oh, well. Eveyone has thier stories, so I'll quit.
Jim Ratchford
 
Ya'll must weigh steers differently in Maryland because in Texas an 1100 lb steer doesn't fit in the bed of a compact truck. LOL!!! But how many guys can say they blasted Rouge livestock. I see a whole new category of hero movies,Brindled Death) danger in the side pasture.
 
10/22 would have did the job its all in the technique
When I first start hunting I had 10/22 for shooting rabbit & duck, I asked the old man can I shoot pigs with it he say yes no problem !
You have to do it like this
You sneak up to him put the barrel as far down his ear as you can and pull the trigger
And you won't have any trouble !
20 year later ! I was walk a creek and a medium boar a sow took off, the boar head out on a huge basalt flat, so with my borrowed single shot 22 I off after him after about ten minutes he pull up an had a wallow in a small spring about ten feet round with the only tuff of grass on the whole flat, on one end,
As I lay five feet away, wishing for a much longer barrel, the boar roll over presenting my chance so I stretch out stuck the barrel within two inches of his ear and pulled the trigger
Well I took off like a scolded cat, looking back I noticed he was done !
As I walked over I heard dad's voice
See no trouble !
That was one of my most memorable hunts
 
Noticed the recommendations to shoot cape Buffalo, I've never hunted cape Buffalo, but did go on a water Buffalo hunt in northern Australia
Two things to do "DONT" get within ten yards of it ,
And take a friend with a
"really big gun "!!!
IMHO
 
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About 11 AM this morning my next door neighbor comes banging at the door in a panic. Seems her son's 4-H project, 1100 lb. steer got loose and is in my bottom pasture.

About a half an hour later I looked out the living room window and there he is just inside our wood line chomping on some multi-flora rose. Uh-Oh what to do, she did say drop it and there he is only 100 yards away. Ok I'll drop it.

So I stoke it up with a full magazine of 200s, never know he might charge, and put 2 more in my pocket for good measure. I head out the front of the house directly toward him with 1 in the chamber and my thumb on the hammer. He doesn't seem to pay me much attention as I get to within 10 yards. Too much brush for a heart shot so I dare to walk in front of him. At this point I'm shaking like I'm staring down a Cape Buffalo. I center the sights between his eyes and squeeze one off reloading quickly. Well the old 35 dropped him in his tracks like a bus hit him, not a twitch.

Honest and truly this really happened.
Mark

I would have been impressed if you would have brought that animal -- ALIVE and WELL -- back to the neighbor so her son could still have his 4-H project. I bet a handful of hay would have done it.
 
I would have been impressed if you would have brought that animal -- ALIVE and WELL -- back to the neighbor so her son could still have his 4-H project. I bet a handful of hay would have done it.

This …, ‘twas only 1100 pounds of steer with attitude enuf that owner says put it down, it liked to escape, it was known to attack fully grown Toyota, what could possibly go wrong …?
 

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