You know you are getting older when..............

A Friday night, 8:30 PM, I am sipping a shot, iced coffee, and reading the forum. What happened to me?

 

What else you gonna do?, to stove up to fight, to damn ugly for chicks, besides I'd fall asleep by 10:30 pm. Drink about 10 shots and tomorrow morning you'll remember why you don't do that crap no more.

 

Getting old/older brings back many memories, you remember when rainbows only came in black & white, you took your driving test on a dinosaur, wide screens were a 20" tv. Reading the forum sometimes helps me remember how good life has been to me and how much I enjoy time at the range and reloading.

perry42

 

You woke up at 12:30 because you had to pee.

 

You know you're getting old when your kids start looking old. jd

 

You don't buy green bananas any more.

 

You know you are getting old when you feel young but can't hardly do anything without doing it slow and doing it, hurts! UH on second thought, I am not getting old, I AM OLD!!

 

When your 21 year old baby girl says its ok dad your just getting old, when you loose your train of thought when she asks what do you need from the grocery store. really the only thought in my head at that time is when did you grow up???? I really like the fact she goes on her own now, but that is still my job, well was

 

And 2:30 and 4:30

 

Few years ago at BMW, a few young guys asked me if when I started, did Oil come in a metal can. I told them that back then, we just backed the Dinosaur up to the car and pumped it directly from its ass

 

You know you're getting old when you see a nice buck while hunting and ask yourself if it s really big enough to justify the work it's gonna take to get it out of the woods

 

When you see a beautiful young woman and thinking to yourself you may have a shot, but then realize that you are old enough to be her grandfather.

 

How do you know when you are a Geezer??..........When you sit down on the Throne & The Boys hit the water.....

 

A "startling" revelation I bet.

 

You Guys are a Blast from the Past

 

Remember when intimacy was spontaneous and fun? Now it has to be scheduled to allow time for my “little blue helper” to kick in....... but I guess I should be glad that it’s still fun, huh?

 

I knew i shouldn't read this, ... way to much truth here.

 

How many folks on here have driven an automobile with a manual choke or a floor mounted starter button?

 

Me!!!!

 

The girls ....that hurts. I used to date some fine women .... Now I gross em out just being nice to them.