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Three shooters are on there way to a match, drive off a cliff and die. Next thing you know they are met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of the Christmas season" Saint Peter said, "We are running a special. If you can pull anything out of your pockets related to this Holy Season, you get in - no questions asked."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulls out a lighter and lights it. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
Happy Holidays everybody!!!
"In honor of the Christmas season" Saint Peter said, "We are running a special. If you can pull anything out of your pockets related to this Holy Season, you get in - no questions asked."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulls out a lighter and lights it. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
Happy Holidays everybody!!!
