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Guy crawls outa bed early one morning to go fishing. Opens the garage door and gets hit in the face by a freezing, sideways rain storm.

Thinks to himself, "The Hell with this." and lowers the door and goes back inside.

He gets undressed and slides in bed beside his warm naked wife. Snuggles up to her and whispers, "It's absolutely miserable outside."

She whispers back, "Yeah, can ya believe that asshole went fishing this morning?"

A guy and his buddy's go on a "fishing trip" every year to the whore houses in Reno. The guy comes back from the trip and his wife asks how the trip went? He says great but you didn't pack me any underwear! She replies, yes honey I did it's in your tackle box...