Waiting on Attorneys

[geo.ulrich]

I wonder what that scrap’s worth at the scrap yard? It might be enough to retire on good buddy !

about 2.00 $ a lb.

 

[outasite`08]

about 2.00 $ a lb.

Most likely not enough to pay the round trip to the scrap yard.

 

[kerjo]

I'm now a client of a new law firm in town: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

 

[divingin]

Is that the byproduct of turning necks? Everyone should have to view that picture before being allowed to buy a neck turning tool. Kind of like showing crash pictures in drivers ed.

A friend of mine said that some people (think Etsy) pay money to get hold of brass shavings and chips. I've never looked into it.

 

[Clark]

I have been tapering bull barrels down to sporters. They lose ~6 pounds.

 

[Carcanobrat]

Do you know what you can do with your time waiting on apposing attorneys to collaborate and agree?
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Clean it really good and forge it into a set of AR15 receivers.

 

[Jacks Grampa]

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates asks St. Peter why he's looking so curious. St. Peter says " Son your billable hours make you 240 years old."

 

[The German]

A left wing Dem's xmas deco...

 

[rwj]

The easiest way to a fast settlement is to limit their fee upfront and hold at least 25% for the final payment. It’s amazing how fast things progress as the money is nearly spent!

 

[Joe Maisto]

Def of a crying shame? Bus load of attorneys drives off a cliff.
Answer:!There was one empty seat.

Is that a 60's era Hollywood turret press ?

 

[Shinbone]

Everyone hates attorney, until they need one themselves. Then they tell their attorney to go kick azz and take no prisoners. Hmmm . . .

 

[Dave M.]

Lawyers are paid on time. They are virtually never in a rush to settle anything quickly as they would make less green.

Try to limit their involvement in anything or be ready to pay damn near forever,

John

So true, I remember when I got divorced watching our two $400/hr lawyers argue back and forth over a $300 end table. Lol.

 

[markT]

I have been tapering bull barrels down to sporters. They lose ~6 pounds.

6 pounds? Wow.

 

[257ack]

First, let me wish good luck to a fellow Alabama shooter (I'm in Kennedy) and second, another lawyey joke: Do you know why a rattle snake wont bite an attorney?----- professional courtesy