top 10 reasons a gun is favored...

[cliffe]

top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman.
10 you can trade an old 44 for a new 22
9 you can keep one gun at home,and have another for when you are out on the road.
8 if you admire a friends gun and tell him so,he will probobly let you try it out a few times.
7 your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6 your gun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.
5 a gun doesn't take up alot of closet space.
4 guns function normally everyday of the month.
3 a gun doesn't say " do these grips make me look fat"
2 a gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1 you can buy a silencer for a gun.
happy april 1st!!!! of course if you are a woman reading this, everybody on this site would think you are great. just because you must shoot. cliffe

 

[Kav]

Boy I could lay down a line about why guns are better than a woman after what I just went through with my soon to be ex. At least when you care for a gun and treat it with respect it doesn't pull out a knife and stab you in the back.

 

[jb1000br]

Kav...say it a'int so...

 

[jb77]

Lynn I had a buddy of mine that went deer hunting for a week and when he got home everything was gone down to the TP in the restroom.

The only thing left was his gun safe, bolted to the floor)and a package of unthawed fish in the sink. She was considerate enough to turn off the A/C.

This cats house stills smells like fish when it gets warm. And he still doesn't have curtains in half the rooms, we give him the business all the time cause he used to sing this womans praises for everyone to hear. He used to treat her like a Queen and she s--- all over him.

Poor bastard probably would have hung himself with an electric cord but she had even taken all those.