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Sometimes I amaze myself

Some clown broke into my home a few years back and took a few things here and there. No rhyme or reason as to the variety of things taken. So, every time I can't find something that I haven't used or seen in several years, I wonder if it was taken in the burglary. Add to that my increasing memory loss, and I find myself ordering "replacements" only to find them a few days later while I'm looking for yet another misplaced item. Madness!
 
One of the guys from my plant was sent down to Florida on a business trip. He had never seen girls wearing thong bikinis. He got out of his car to take some photos at an intersection and locked himself out.
While spending time at a place in Oahu, I have witnessed two low-speed car crashes causes by those gals walking down the sidewalk in the invisible G-String. Tourists beware!
 

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