Dang I love these discussions. Now for a moment of levity.
I'm teaching machine shop practicum, students are working on their projects, I'm sitting at the desk doing some computer paperwork. A student comes to me and says his Bridgeport is tilting over, looks like it's about ready to fall. WTF??? I walk over, the mill is tilting left at about fifteen to twenty degrees. Holy crap! How is that possible? I look down and he has a chair jammed under the rapid traverse motor under the right end and as he was lowering the table, and not paying attention, the chair jammed and was forcing the mill to tilt. I grab the handle and gently raise the table, the mill goes back to the floor and all is well. Since he was on the short side, he had been using the chair to stand on to reach the drawbar. We renamed that machine the Leaning Bridgeport of Practicum. I won't name names but that student is now racing a pro stock motorcycle in the NHRA Mello Yello series.
We now return this thread to your regular programming.
Kind of reminds me of years ago working as a mechanic when a friend left the secondary air safety lever on the lift jammed with a spark plug. Great during the day and quicker but overnight night a good idea if you have a mini van on the lift without the mechanical safety set and an oil drain under the vehicle, entertaining though.
