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OMG... I'm in tears. Laughing too hard. Read all 9 pages. You folks are awesome. Love the sense of humor and camaraderie. The necklace with a talisman is an awesome token!
 
forgot about the border thing for Cali,,that thing will blind them,,limited edition sparkle..:eek::eek:

The border inspectors put it in a lead-free lined box and sent it to Los Alamos for testing. The Men in Black are on thier way, Dan. Don’t bother running. They have a Keyhole satellite focused on you, right now. Sending an object of such power to Kali? What were you thinking? It could trigger “the Big One” and the whole state will fall into the ocean!:eek::eek::eek::D
 
The border inspectors put it in a lead-free lined box and sent it to Los Alamos for testing. The Men in Black are on thier way, Dan. Don’t bother running. They have a Keyhole satellite focused on you, right now. Sending an object of such power to Kali? What were you thinking? It could trigger “the Big One” and the whole state will fall into the ocean!:eek::eek::eek::D
not to worry Josh, with the power of the Talisman, you can levitate yourself over the mountains to a whole better place. We don't worry about the satellites, they can be taken out with
one round of a Creedmoor, all with one shot. WE HAVE THE POWER.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
No. We were going to go in January, but the weather here turned very rainy. This means the piggies have a tendency to not roam around as food and water are very abundant. So it’s March for now.
got my last one Feb.7, waiting for them to show back up. Of course it's only in the back yard.
 
got my last one Feb.7, waiting for them to show back up. Of course it's only in the back yard.

What is it about the hog hunting in Texas? I was down for a big shindig in Kerrville. It was my cousin’s 80th and he had a ton of friends there. I was sitting at a table with a bunch of locals and they started talking about the hog problem. One guy owned a “Game Ranch” and the rest owned sizable tracks of land. Oh, those hogs were “causing terrible damage” and “there are so many of them”. I volunteered to come back with my guns and wipe out as many as I could in a week and they start talking about charging me $200 a hog for the “hunting privileges “ and the guy with the Game Ranch handed me a brochure. A week at his Ranch was only $3000 . “Come on down!”, he said.:mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Like I was some kinda tinhorn!
 
What is it about the hog hunting in Texas? I was down for a big shindig in Kerrville. It was my cousin’s 80th and he had a ton of friends there. I was sitting at a table with a bunch of locals and they started talking about the hog problem. One guy owned a “Game Ranch” and the rest owned sizable tracks of land. Oh, those hogs were “causing terrible damage” and “there are so many of them”. I volunteered to come back with my guns and wipe out as many as I could in a week and they start talking about charging me $200 a hog for the “hunting privileges “ and the guy with the Game Ranch handed me a brochure. A week at his Ranch was only $3000 . “Come on down!”, he said.:mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Like I was some kinda tinhorn!
You should've flipped the script, I'll only charge you x amount of$$' for my custom crafted ammo and barrel life,, To help rid you of your problems.
Maybe we can work out an even trade?
 
with the Talisman it's like having the Ruby Red Slippers, click your heels three times and your there.
 

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