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Sasquatch

Minesweeper3433 said:
If a person was stupid enough to dress up in a giant gorilla suit and run through the woods to scare people he should expect to get shot. Darwanism is beautiful thing to bad we get in its way.



HAHAHAHA.... wait is that a guy in a gorilla suit?
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twmule said:
id smoke him with my 6.5 collect my million and laugh all the way to the bank and the taxidermy, what a story to tell the grandkids.

I think a Marlin 95 in .45-70 would be a better choice. It would leave the pelt in good shape. ;)

According to accounts, they smell bad enough to gag a maggot. You wouldn't put that thing in your truck, would you?
 
You would of course have the world record (at least for a while). But I am wondering how you would score a sasquatch? I'm leaning towards squaring the hide or a skull measurement like bears. Anyone know how they score silverback gorillas? I would think it would be similar.

sleepygator said:
According to accounts, they smell bad enough to gag a maggot. You wouldn't put that thing in your truck, would you?

Are you kidding??? I would drive around with that thing on the roof of my car for a month!!! You know, like the idiots who are so proud of their forkhorn buck they can't risk eating it or someone might not get the chance to see it decomposing on the hood of their car.

That makes me wonder what the preferred method is for preparing sasquatch. Backstraps on the grill? Mmm...i'm hungry now, gotta go.
 
Run over it with a vehicle and drive away fast so it don't chase me??
Is that "before or after" you put on clean shorts? ;)
 
ollie said:
Jim shocky would use a muzzle loader. Cause he trusts his hunt and his life to who ever sponsers him.

With as many records as he holds or has held, I am surprised he doesn't have Bigfoot already.
 
.17HRM? If it stands on two legs at 7'+ high, all that would do is pi$$ it off. But I bet I could run faster scared then it could mad. ;)
 
sleepygator said:
No need to look for 'em. Just call 'em in like coyotes. ;)

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1078845699001/calling-bigfoot

A few good hours on photoshop could add a real nice Bigfoot to that video.
 

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