pics that beg for a funny caption

[338 dude]

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A black, four-eyed people eater. (I want one now. Nobody would know what the hell it was and you could burn all kinds of ammo!

I wonder why the gas tube from one rifle barrel Ejects a cartridge in the other rifle?Not funny just curious

 

[blackwidowp61]

"I wonder why the gas tube from one rifle barrel Ejects a cartridge in the other rifle?Not funny just curious"

That, and you can't see the trigger system.

 

[Stepsjframe]

 

[PatMiles]

Why would anyone want to make fun of a kid that cute! ^^^^^^^^^

 

[joshb]

Why would anyone want to make fun of a kid that cute! ^^^^^^^^^

I can!
I’m so cute, right?
Someday, I’m going to want a cell phone so I can post all kinds of stuff on social media.
Someday, I’m going to want a BMW!
Someday, I’m going to bring home a boyfriend that has tattoos, a motorcycle and no job! He may get me pregnant?
Aren’t I SO cute?

 

[blackwidowp61]

You have to admit, they really know how to heat things up at this campfire.

 

[blackwidowp61]

We zombies have evolved! Even an axe to the head won't kill us now, dumbass!

He always did think we were kind of nuts.

A 'Peanuts' cartoon gone wrong.

 

[blackwidowp61]

You say tomato, I say tomato; you say potato, I say brains!

 

[blackwidowp61]

A modest pear.

 

[Stepsjframe]

I can!
I’m so cute, right?
Someday, I’m going to want a cell phone so I can post all kinds of stuff on social media.
Someday, I’m going to want a BMW!
Someday, I’m going to bring home a boyfriend that has tattoos, a motorcycle and no job! He may get me pregnant?
Aren’t I SO cute?

I knew y'all won't let me down.

 

[Stepsjframe]

 

[blackwidowp61]

Why would anyone want to make fun of a kid that cute! ^^^^^^^^^

Now if I play this right, I can be the most evil little #%$@ around and get away with it because my parents are a couple of milquetoasts and everybody else will go "awwww, how cute!". Bwahahaha!

 

[blackwidowp61]

No matter how many times I bury her, my neighbors' wife keeps coming back!

 

[joshb]

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Perfect!

20 years ago, I was a cute little brown haired kid!

 

[T-shooter]

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You have to admit, they really know how to heat things up at this campfire.

Nice marshmallows!

 

[Stepsjframe]

 

[joshb]

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One second, please. I just sat on a banana.
OR.....back to
Twenty years ago, I was a cute little brown haired kid.

 

[Stepsjframe]

One second, please. I just sat on a banana.
OR.....back to
Twenty years ago, I was a cute little brown haired kid.

More like, Wait a minute... i have to fart. dont laugh because i am a woman.

 

[blackwidowp61]

There came the day when all of the souls who were going to become babies were asked in what order they wanted to choose their brains. One of those souls was having so much fun tormenting the other souls, she thought she heard that they were asking what train she wanted to be on to get born. Since she was having so much fun tormenting, she said that she wanted to take the last one. She is now a polititian, with the last brain that was available, and still tormenting people.

 

[Bc'z]

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That's the look of someone that just got caught f¿{|# the neighbors cat, and trying to deny it!