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Letters to 2020

abishai

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Dear 2020, I hope you sit on a porcupine that just stepped on a land mine that was about
to get hit by an asteroid in a tornado at a toxic waste facility ...............
 
I showed this to my mom the other day,IMG_4279.jpg
She couldn't stop laughing!!
 
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Dear 2020,
This is God. I left you an important book that contains My promises of blessing when you follow My rules. My yoke is light and the rules are extremely easy to obey. But, I gave you free will in deciding whether to reap the promises by following the rules.

2020, you have infuriated Me by choosing to follow a path of chaos and disorder. Your views on wealth distribution and sexuality do not remotely resemble sanity or acceptance of the order I created. Someone down there has also kept racism alive for decades in order to use it as a weapon at your discretion. Unfortunately for you, My book also describes the punishment that accompanies poor decisions. So, if you think you are bad, wait until 2021. You ain't seen nothing yet.
 
Dear 2020 -

Thank you for making my anti-social lifestyle socially acceptable. No longer a grouchy old man - now a responsible adult.
 
Thanks guys! I laughed really hard---work has been bogging me down--really needed that. Am in a much better mood. LMAO
 

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