Laugh for the Day
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We have a local bar & grill that serves a BACON sandwich, like 3/4 lb of shredded bacon with cheese & all the goodies, I has one a while back & almost went into BACON COMA!!!!
#1 We all have it in the back of our mind where a old roto-tiller is now.
#2 This guy never has to scoop poop out of his trailer.
#3 Why in the Hell didn’t we think of this during the nut-cuttin back in FFA.
Spanish Oysters
An Australian stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Madrid.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Si Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!'
The Australian said, 'I will have the same please.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The following day he returned, placed his order, and that evening was
served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes
the bull wins."
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An Australian stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Madrid.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Si Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!'
The Australian said, 'I will have the same please.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The following day he returned, placed his order, and that evening was
served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes
the bull wins."
All reactions:
8Bob Wilson, Arthur Nixon and 6 others
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