I fail at Snerting

[snert]

I only have part of the story so pardon me if I get some parts of the Legend wrong. Way back when, there was a Lawman. He dealt out justice in the great Northeast badlands, protecting Widows, Orphans and other defenseless folks from the scourge of outlaws that roamed the countryside. Known for his fast draw and deadly accuracy, criminals ran for cover at the mention of his name, fearing his horrible wrath. Bearing the scars of countless deadly encounters from years of service to Truth, Justice and the American way, he finally turned in his Badge and sought Peace and solace in the farm country of midwestern New York State. Short was his rest, for he soon heard the cries of the local farmers besieged by a plague of groundhogs destroying thier precious crops and threatening doom and poverty on those good Christian folks. Not a man to turn a deaf ear to such a need, he took up his trusty rifles and set himself upon the beasts. A just and humane man, he always aimed for the beasts heads, dealing them a quick death. Thus the legend of "Snerting" became known.

Now THAT is funny, no matter who ya are!

 

[joshb]

You ought to hear me spin a yarn about" where that gun came from" when my wife asks.

 

[lpreddick]

Went Snerting this morning...had to as that was all these two would show me.

 

[johnfred1965]

My friend "snerted" one with a belly shot, popped the head off and launched it 20 feet! We still laugh about it!

 

[snert]

You ought to hear me spin a yarn about" where that gun came from" when my wife asks.

And should I warn her of impending arrivals or just let you deal with it???