Concealed Carry Pays off

[mikegaiz]

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol
Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.
*Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol*:
*This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.*

*Here's her story in her own words:*
"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.*
*If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!*
Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible. His life insurance was a big bonus!”*

 

[Larryh128]

LMAO

 

[jsn]

It's not April Fool's Day yet.

 

[mikegaiz]

It is a joke guys, lighten up

 

[Tommie]

That one blindsided me!

 

[ClassCat]

I LOVE my BERETTA 21-A in 25Cal !

 

[Collyer]

Awesome

 

[Toolbreaker]

Lol...I was expecting a Tony Lama happy ending.

 

[jwink]

She was a very lucky girl to have help from the gator before the sharks got there to handle the divorce.

 

[Charles]

I love it,best laugh of the day

 

[T-shooter]

Guns are dangerous. She could have hurt the alligator.

 

[SSL]

Finally a good use for a .25 ACP!

Kind of like the old joke, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."

 

[misfire]

Thanks for the laugh that was great

 

[Olspark]

Perfect. My wife loved it as well.

 

[hoz53]

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol
Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.
*Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol*:
*This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.*

*Here's her story in her own words:*
"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.*
*If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!*
Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible. His life insurance was a big bonus!”*

LOL-- mabie she had the gator brought in just for the event

 

[Puzzaz01]

Good one, thanks for the laugh.

 

[Outrider27]

Great joke. Had no idea where that yarn was headed.

 

[Cecil S.]

LMAO!!!

 

[mikegaiz]

I think this forum could use a gun related joke of the Day thread.

 

[pirate ammo]

to bad the lawyers were not on the menu also