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Batter Up!

snert

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Just had to share this one:

it was 1240 AM and I was just about to fall asleep when I heard a rustle in the hallway outside my bedroom. i rolled over to look. Son's room closed. No shadows in the hallway to indicate any of my other kids were up for a run of nature. There, heard it again, closer. Pretty dark in my room. Suddenly about four inches from my face something whizzed by. yep, dang bat in the house! I gently laid a hand on my sleeping bride, waking her telling her to not move (I did not need theatrics) and that a bat was in the bedroom. i saw it exit into the 60 foot hallway. All the other bedrooms except one were open. I worked my way down the hall until i could shut all the doors, keeping the intruder in the hallway. After opening a window and trying to shoo him out for about 1/2 hour, I gave up. went to the safe, grabbed the Marauder 25 caliber PCP and came back. He finally perched in a hanging wall decorative spray of flowers. 40 feet, 12X turned down to 33 feet parralax, offhand.....zap! DRT.

After a clorox cleanup and disposal, I noted that a 25 cal pellet will penetrate three layers of plaster, but not aluminum siding... Gotta keep that in mind. Sure glad this is a rental....

Not one kid even moved or knew and the bride was asleep before I could get fully in bed. But now I am wide awake....

Just never know when a varmint hunt might come along! 8)
 
Update:

I must be predictable. Son came down from his room and promptly asked "You shot a bat with the air-rifle last night, didn't you?" he was not even slightly surprised or alarmed. No one else even heard the commotion. Sure glad it was an intruder of the simple furry type.
 
That's funny great story thanks for sharing. My wife and kids would not have got up ether.LOL in door varmint hunting love it.
 
"snert 'em!"
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Fredo,

Before i was fully awake the thought of snake shot and my K22 crossed my mind...indoor skeet shooting! Now THAT would have roused the sleeping!
 
Be careful broadcasting this . Some of 'em are protected. Best use 3-s philosophy, shoot, shovel, and shut-up .

Not being critical, think you obviously did a good job. Just hate to see ya' get in hot water over some E.P.A. B.S.
 
Brute said:
Be careful broadcasting this . Some of 'em are protected. Best use 3-s philosophy, shoot, shovel, and shut-up .

Not being critical, think you obviously did a good job. Just hate to see ya' get in hot water over some E.P.A. B.S.

Thanks Brute, good point and considered before taking drastic action. Happen to hold the pest elimination certs that give a degree of immunity...besides, I could be just a great story-teller...it is the internet ya know!

Not to mention that when I was on patrol we carried a tennis racket with the Batman logo painted on the threads. Yep, used often in off-campus housing to calm the local female population who were terrified of the intruder and would call the cops to "get it out!" Worked VERY well.
 
I was at a good friends place a few years ago when the same thing happened. He has 18' vaulted knotty pice ceilings and it was hanging at the corner of the center beam. He grabbed his Sheridan put 2 pumps in it and twak dead bat. The wood stove was burning so he tossed the evidence in and it was no more.
 
swd said:
I was at a good friends place a few years ago when the same thing happened. He has 18' vaulted knotty pice ceilings and it was hanging at the corner of the center beam. He grabbed his Sheridan put 2 pumps in it and twak dead bat. The wood stove was burning so he tossed the evidence in and it was no more.

Sounds familiar , right down to the vaulted ceiling. If my Sheridan could talk I might be in federal pen for some of our nighttime indoor safaris.
 
You gave him plenty of chances to just be gone, probably more than I, but "some bats you just can't reach so you get what we got here today..."
 
emn83 said:
just another reason I need a pellet rifle

My 13 year old daughter (who owns a bench rifle) said "There are a lot of problems that can be fixed quick with lead". She gets it!

I am doing something right.

Considering buying some garlic coated wooden stake pellet/darts, just in case another shows up....
 
Good hunting.

Three layers of plaster. Sounds right. I used my Benjamin 177 to kill a squirrel perched in front of a house light outside. Took them both out with one shot. The wife's bitching lasted far longer than the clean-up and repair.
 

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