Another dead Texas Porker

[pirate ammo]

Sitting at my counter just before 0600 this morning looking out the front windows saw some
dark shadows go by.Thinking it might be a Bambi or two went to take a look,nope,porkers. Phideoux
sees me coming out of the back with Pig Killer and she's ready to go,have to fight to get out the back door. Anyway,not a big porker,but a dead porker. You can't tell where the bullet went in,but you
darn sure can when it came out. 168GR. Hornady A-Max

 

[Kermit in Va.]

Nice...
Are you going to eat it ?

 

[CaptainMal]

My kinda morning.

Got one tearing up my back yard middle of the night. I mean tearing it to hell. Got camera pictures and a rifle ready. Only thing is I sleep too soundly. It may be tripping motion lights as it sure trips my cameras. Just cannot get up to get the shot.

YOU are 'da man.

 

[pirate ammo]

Nice...
Are you going to eat it ?

put it out for the buzzards,they been looking kind of hungry,been a week since they ate
the last one

 

[pirate ammo]

My kinda morning.

Got one tearing up my back yard middle of the night. I mean tearing it to hell. Got camera pictures and a rifle ready. Only thing is I sleep too soundly. It may be tripping motion lights as it sure trips my cameras. Just cannot get up to get the shot.

YOU are 'da man.

All you can do is plan for a long night sometimes.

 

[Milo 2.0]

meh, maybe you can shoot, lol
Good job!

 

[pirate ammo]

meh, maybe you can shoot, lol
Good job!

Their a lot bigger than a P-Dog,makes it a lot mo better.

 

[Bill K]

Don't you at least smoke the hind quarter/hams ?

 

[pirate ammo]

Don't you at least smoke the hind quarter/hams ?

I've been eating BBQ for 2 weeks now,surely you jest??

 

[KMart]

Sitting at my counter just before 0600 this morning looking out the front windows saw some
dark shadows go by.Thinking it might be a Bambi or two went to take a look,nope,porkers. Phideoux
sees me coming out of the back with Pig Killer and she's ready to go,have to fight to get out the back door. Anyway,not a big porker,but a dead porker. You can't tell where the bullet went in,but you
darn sure can when it came out. 168GR. Hornady A-MaxView attachment 1109528 View attachment 1109529 View attachment 1109530 View attachment 1109531

You just committed the unpardonable sin in Arkansas. Be careful, some may come looking for you.
You may need to get a pardon from the Governor up there.

 

[Bill K]

I've been eating BBQ for 2 weeks now,surely you jest??

Ah so the buzzards don't get it all then.. Great.

 

[pirate ammo]

You just committed the unpardonable sin in Arkansas. Be careful, some may come looking for you.
You may need to get a pardon from the Governor up there.

oh no,,you talking about dark shadows or porkers,,slang for fat girls?

 

[KMart]

porkers,,slang for fat girls?

Careful what you say about old Hill. People have a way of vanishing around the Clintons.

And, you have to be a little concerned about a place that will put 100,000 people in a stadium wearing hats in the shape of a hogs head and screaming "Sooooooie Pig Sooooooie"

 

[pirate ammo]

Careful what you say about old Hill. People have a way of vanishing around the Clintons.

And, you have to be a little concerned about a place that will put 100,000 people in a stadium wearing hats in the shape of a hogs head and screaming "Sooooooie Pig Sooooooie"

This is bad,the only redneck banned from Arkansas.

 

[CaptainMal]

All you can do is plan for a long night sometimes.

Not gonna happen. I like to sleep at night. Been doing it for now 7 1/2 decades. Works for me.

As for eating the things, they stink. Just gutting, skinning and dealing with the carcass parts is a mess. Bugs all in the hide and hair alone are a turn-off. Florida cautions you against touching the blood due to the risk of infection. Then I have to cut the darn things up, de-bone, grind, keep cool, package, freeze and then cook the poop out of the mess. Just cleaning up after the gut and clean job is time and unpleasant. They are not like a deer.

Better to feed the buzzards. Then buy bacon and pork chops at the local Publix supermarket if you want the taste of pork.

 

[MrMajestic]

I feel the same way about Canada geese Captain. Mallards are great, geese stink when you clean them, stink when you cook them and well you get the point...they rank right up there with groundhogs. If I were thin and hungry it might be different..

 

[pirate ammo]

They never learn,they came back about 0230 this morning be back out tonight.

 

[pirate ammo]

Maybe I should charge someone for a pig hunt. Air conditioned stand,watch T.V. while your waiting,and kick back on Phideoux's couch and watch the monitors.

 

[MrMajestic]

Arrggg Capt., I'm in...

 

[pirate ammo]

Arrggg Capt., I'm in...

We don't charge chicken squat,,free pigs