Ancient Mandarin Proverb...

[rr2030]

Confucius Says there is no such thing as an accident ONLY premedicated carelessness.

A FROG says time is fun when you are having flies vs US saying time flies when you are having fun.

Kind of like: "its better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

 

[msinc]

Plant a tree today. With someone you care about...

I would love to...I tried to order a dozen "Whitney" crab apple trees for deer and bear. They were out and would send me an email when available. I got the email the other day and they want $79.99 each!!!! Had to be a mistake, so I called to confirm. Not a mistake. Cheaper to feed the bear hot dogs!!
Proverb: if at first you don't succeed...don't go sky diving!!

 

[joshb]

Neighbors cat make good Kung Pao Chicken.
You want Bat? We got Bat!
Monkey brains? We got them too!

 

[SPQR70AD]

ancient Chinese proverb...if you want pretty nurse,you must be patient
ancient chinese proverb...all men eat but Fu Man Chew

 

[JMayo]

Who flung lungdun in the well

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital ? , answer- ICU ! Also do not make jokes about German sausage's, those are the worst !

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

There was a guy named (Gandhi). He walked around barefoot on rough terrain an he had very bad health from not eating enough . he was once described as a (super calloused, fragile mystic, racked with halitosis).

 

[Rockchuck]

Chinese proverb man that stand on toilet is high on pot

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

Some people have a way with words, others not have way !

 

[mike a]

Wise Chinese man goes to the dentist at what time? Tooth Hurty.

 

[Dusty Stevens]

Confucious say a rental car is the only true all terrain vehicle.

 

[Snuggie]

Some men go just where they want....some men never go

I think it was Bob Segar said that. Anyway, I like it!

 

[DirtySteve]

Confucious say a rental car is the only true all terrain vehicle.

Fun you said this. I have purchased rental insurance once and only once when renting a car. I was looking for property in the mountains. I returned the vehicle minus the lower trim on the right side. The hole did not look as deep as it may have actually been... lol..

 

[Dusty Stevens]

Fun you said this. I have purchased rental insurance once and only once when renting a car. I was looking for property in the mountains. I returned the vehicle minus the lower trim on the right side. The hole did not look as deep as it may have actually been... lol..

And you see these cars for sale a lot on the used lot next to your favorite dealership. They call them “program cars” for whatever reason.

 

[338 Mollett]

If a man makes makes a statement and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong ?

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

The woman always gets the last word, because if the man gets the last word it is actually the start of a new argument !

 

[mousegunner]

Women, can't live with them yet they're everywhere.

 

[Ringostar]

If a woman is speaking, and there’s now man around to hear her. Does she still not make any sense?

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

Husband and wife have an argument that goes on for three days, the man finally says how would you like it if you just don't see me for awhile ? She replies, that would be just fine by me ! So on Monday she didn't see him, on Tuesday she didn't see him , on Wednesday she could just barely see him out of the left eye.