CaptainMal
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Bought a new house but have yet to move in. First time I looked at the house there was a squirrel running around the roof and sitting on one of the lights. Dug out my slingshot and managed to hit my truck.
Noticed this squirrel was living above the garage and pushing out a piece of loose soffit. Forget that slingshot. Got out my trusty Beeman )WalMart special) 17 cal air rifle. Two years ago I killed prairie dogs and ground squirrels with it in Wyoming. Even got my picture in Varmint Hunter with one of the kills. No squirrel will beat me.
There he was. sitting on a rear outside light on the house. I stalked behind a campher tree and lined him up for a shot parallel to the back of the house. Missed?
Darn thing ran around the side of the house and stopped broadside. Next pellet went through him and dug deeply into the stucco wall of my new house. Got it. My wife came out the back sliding door.
"What's going on?" was her first comment.
"What have you done? There's blood dripping all over the back of the house. It's disgusting and I know you did something".
Seems I did not miss that first shot. Must have put one right through that critter because above and behind the light he sat on, you can see where that pellet went along the soffit, tore a hole in it and then came back out to slam into the side of a rear bathroom door frame.
Missed the window.
I just washed the blood off, told her how GOOD I was and kept my mouth shut about the rest.
We will have the whole house painted next week. She will never see the holes in the wall and door frame. You keep your mouth shut.
Noticed this squirrel was living above the garage and pushing out a piece of loose soffit. Forget that slingshot. Got out my trusty Beeman )WalMart special) 17 cal air rifle. Two years ago I killed prairie dogs and ground squirrels with it in Wyoming. Even got my picture in Varmint Hunter with one of the kills. No squirrel will beat me.
There he was. sitting on a rear outside light on the house. I stalked behind a campher tree and lined him up for a shot parallel to the back of the house. Missed?
Darn thing ran around the side of the house and stopped broadside. Next pellet went through him and dug deeply into the stucco wall of my new house. Got it. My wife came out the back sliding door.
"What's going on?" was her first comment.
"What have you done? There's blood dripping all over the back of the house. It's disgusting and I know you did something".
Seems I did not miss that first shot. Must have put one right through that critter because above and behind the light he sat on, you can see where that pellet went along the soffit, tore a hole in it and then came back out to slam into the side of a rear bathroom door frame.
Missed the window.
I just washed the blood off, told her how GOOD I was and kept my mouth shut about the rest.
We will have the whole house painted next week. She will never see the holes in the wall and door frame. You keep your mouth shut.