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[Lee Whitsel]

Abut 10 days ago while camping outside of Yellowstone Park in our camper the bugs this year are really bad. I got a lot of bug bites and as we left to go home something nailed my left calf leg. When we got back home it itched so bad I went int our medicine cabinet and grabbed the first thing I could find to cure a bad bug bite itch. The tube said itch cream so a smeared some on and again and again all day not working at all. The next morning I was in the bath room grabbed that tube and started to throw it into the trash cause it was not working at all. My wife walked in and said what in the world are you doing? As she grabbed the tube out of my hand as I was about t throw it int the trash. I said this anti itch cream is no good at all on my bug bite on my leg it's to old and I'm throwing it away. She said no your not I said why keep it after so many years it doesn't work at all. She said it's not for you I said what do you mean it's not for you she said read the label. It says anti itch vaginal cream it's not for men it's for woman so don't throw it away. We both started laughing and I thing you might be doing the same right now. So I grabbed another tube of anti itch cream for BUG BITES and what do you know it stopped the itch really quick. Lesson learned read the label's real close before using anti itch cream if you have a woman in the house!!!!!!!

 

[RPSGuns]

I know some guys that it would work on.

 

[hogpatrol]

Yep, early one morning at our hunting cabin, I won't say who, grabbed a tube of Preparation H, put it on his toothbrush and started brushing his teeth. Read the label is good advice.

 

[boltfluter]

Yep, early one morning at our hunting cabin, I won't say who, grabbed a tube of Preparation H, put it on his toothbrush and started brushing his teeth. Read the label is good advice.

That's a very hard way to get the Prep H where it needs to go!! Lol.
Paul

 

[NorCalMikie]

Abut 10 days ago while camping outside of Yellowstone Park in our camper the bugs this year are really bad. I got a lot of bug bites and as we left to go home something nailed my left calf leg. When we got back home it itched so bad I went int our medicine cabinet and grabbed the first thing I could find to cure a bad bug bite itch. The tube said itch cream so a smeared some on and again and again all day not working at all. The next morning I was in the bath room grabbed that tube and started to throw it into the trash cause it was not working at all. My wife walked in and said what in the world are you doing? As she grabbed the tube out of my hand as I was about t throw it int the trash. I said this anti itch cream is no good at all on my bug bite on my leg it's to old and I'm throwing it away. She said no your not I said why keep it after so many years it doesn't work at all. She said it's not for you I said what do you mean it's not for you she said read the label. It says anti itch vaginal cream it's not for men it's for woman so don't throw it away. We both started laughing and I thing you might be doing the same right now. So I grabbed another tube of anti itch cream for BUG BITES and what do you know it stopped the itch really quick. Lesson learned read the label's real close before using anti itch cream if you have a woman in the house!!!!!!!

"GUYS" don't read labels OR instructions OR ask for directions. That's just how we roll.

 

[K22]

Here one, when I was a young kid, living at home with my parents, early one morning, my thoughts focused on a small game hunt with my dad that morning, I brushed my teeth with Preparation H. Never made that mistake ever again.

 

[60723]

I have a friend that had a bad cold. His wife told him to take one of the pills in the medicine cabinet. He complained about it was hard to swallow and just wouldn’t go down. It was a vagiinal suppository. Next day his secretary asked if he was taking anything for his cold. He said yes but wouldn’t disclose what it was.

 

[Krogen]

You guys are scarin' me! No, you're TERRIFYING me! Do any of you shoot or handload???

 

[Ron Gorski]

Abut 10 days ago while camping outside of Yellowstone Park in our camper the bugs this year are really bad. I got a lot of bug bites and as we left to go home something nailed my left calf leg. When we got back home it itched so bad I went int our medicine cabinet and grabbed the first thing I could find to cure a bad bug bite itch. The tube said itch cream so a smeared some on and again and again all day not working at all. The next morning I was in the bath room grabbed that tube and started to throw it into the trash cause it was not working at all. My wife walked in and said what in the world are you doing? As she grabbed the tube out of my hand as I was about t throw it int the trash. I said this anti itch cream is no good at all on my bug bite on my leg it's to old and I'm throwing it away. She said no your not I said why keep it after so many years it doesn't work at all. She said it's not for you I said what do you mean it's not for you she said read the label. It says anti itch vaginal cream it's not for men it's for woman so don't throw it away. We both started laughing and I thing you might be doing the same right now. So I grabbed another tube of anti itch cream for BUG BITES and what do you know it stopped the itch really quick. Lesson learned read the label's real close before using anti itch cream if you have a woman in the house!!!!!!!

Good thing you didn't use it as toothpaste!

 

[mike mccormick]

BTW......preparation H is great for bug bites. Seriously

 

[CharlieNC]

Here one, when I was a young kid, living at home with my parents, early one morning, my thoughts focused on a small game hunt with my dad that morning, I brushed my teeth with Preparation H. Never made that mistake ever again.

My buddy did that with Brylcream (lanolin hair cream)

 

[Rubberduckie]

I took an old girlfriends Midol pms meds for a bee sting. It worked quite well.

 

[hogpatrol]

Out deer hunting, one of my buds wiped his butt with a packet towel of glass cleaning. He didn't do that again.

 

[painter]

As a young man still at home I was out drinking a few I came home very late, I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth to mask the order of drinking not turning on the light I found my toothbrush and what I thought was toothpaste oh what a sensation it was Deep Heat.

 

[Chiquita]

If all fails, then read instructions.

 

[358WCF]

Back in high school daze, my buddy & his girlfriend needed some extra lube. He grabbed the Ben-Gay. Neither was impressed about 5 minutes in he said.

 

[Monte F]

Old girlfriend mixed up the Clorox wipes and the butt wipes once, and only once when out climbing/camping at City of Rocks. They were both in the same round, similar containers. Read the label carefully,

 

[SteveOak]

Yep, early one morning at our hunting cabin, I won't say who, grabbed a tube of Preparation H, put it on his toothbrush and started brushing his teeth. Read the label is good advice.

I always felt bad for the poor bastards that got stuck using Preparation's F and G.

 

[coldboreshot]

I always felt bad for the poor bastards that got stuck using Preparation's F and G.

Kinda like WD39 and the AR14

 

[Old Navy]

"GUYS" don't read labels OR instructions OR ask for directions. That's just how we roll.

That will change when you get old and buy a new computer, printer etc.