How do you know ?

[Hammer]

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When you're looking at a zebra...

How do you know whether it's

a white zebra with black stripes

or a black zebra with white stripes ?

.

 

[JEFFPPC]

All I know according to current liberals it's too white.

 

[john 800]

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When you're looking at a zebra...

How do you know whether it's

a white zebra with black stripes

or a black zebra with white stripes ?

.

What if the biological Zebra identifies as a turtle?

 

[Ned Ludd]

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When you're looking at a zebra...

How do you know whether it's

a white zebra with black stripes

or a black zebra with white stripes ?

.

Of course, then there's the spotted zebras, which add a whole new level of complexity to your question.

 

[Bill K]

Just call it a Malato and move on.

 

[mousegunner]

Exactly!

 

[rr2030]

I look at Zebras and see them with horizontal stripes (and high heels).

 

[Ray123]

Down load the politically correct Zebra ID app.
Photograph your target zebra right side, left side, top, face, butt, and be sure to get under the animal to for the belly photo...the app will tell you the exact color percentage if done correctly on your part...so then you'll know...But know too, that the zebra can protest and override the app with it's "declared personal identity rights"...and declare itself opposite of what the actual Zebra ID calculated. You must abide...

 

[joshb]

 

[Dub]

or a black and white Zebra with neutral stripes.....

 

[big5ifty]

Skin it. The underside of the hide will tell you.

 

[KMart]

An Oreo Zebra.

 

[Retired shooter]

That Zebra would not survive long around me..

I must be a lion, I never knew.!
Now I can tell my wife the Lion did it. Cookie monster gets a reprieve.

 

[Lone Hunter]

Exactly!
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This looks like ALL Politicians!!!! Just need to see the forked tongue sliding out!!!

 

[dunraven]

If you're a liberal, you ask him how he 'identifies'.

 

[ebb]

To get the real answer you with need to ask a 20 something news reporter. They have all the answers.

 

[hogpatrol]

You guys are behind the times. They identify as and are "bi-color".

An Oreo Zebra.

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When running, the stripes actually disorient the eyesight of their predators. Evolution is a wonderful process.

 

[hogpatrol]

The question should be, how do you get that beast in the back of a Toyota?

 

[chop house]

non-binary. things are seldom black or white.

 

[M-61]

To get the real answer you with need to ask a 20 something news reporter. They have all the answers.

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