Warped sense of humor
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A man walked into a bar and ordered whiskey. When the bartender served it, the man took it outside and sat at the bench in front of the bar. As he enjoyed his drink, a nun walked by.
"How can you poison yourself with the Devil's drink like that?" she asked.
"It's just whiskey", the man replied.
"But it's sinful and wicked!"
"How do you know it's so bad? Have you ever even tasted whiskey?"
"Of course not! Father Tamulus and the mother superior told me how evil it is."
"How do THEY know? Have they ever had a whiskey?"
They went back and forth until the nun said, "I suppose if I were to try a sip, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn't do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?"
The man agreed and walked inside.
"Two whiskeys, please. Put one in a teacup, "
The bartender slammed his fist on the bar and shouted, "Is that damn nun here again!?"
"How can you poison yourself with the Devil's drink like that?" she asked.
"It's just whiskey", the man replied.
"But it's sinful and wicked!"
"How do you know it's so bad? Have you ever even tasted whiskey?"
"Of course not! Father Tamulus and the mother superior told me how evil it is."
"How do THEY know? Have they ever had a whiskey?"
They went back and forth until the nun said, "I suppose if I were to try a sip, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn't do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?"
The man agreed and walked inside.
"Two whiskeys, please. Put one in a teacup, "
The bartender slammed his fist on the bar and shouted, "Is that damn nun here again!?"
Is this a new Louisiana Billboard?
TAJ45
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None are so blind that will not see, or smell.
Gina
I am glad you have stuck in there through all of this. Must be very lonely for you. The next five years are really going to be tough on you.
Nick
I am glad you have stuck in there through all of this. Must be very lonely for you. The next five years are really going to be tough on you.
Nick
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