Warped sense of humor
- Thread starter Ringostar
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Haha, those look like some tough customers!
The last tampon says "Unstoppable". Is that a conundrum?
hogpatrol
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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I don't know how about you but I'm going to start nibbling grass."
KMart
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I have always liked Beagles. They are really smart and great companions.....a little mischievous too.
pirate ammo
Guaranteed to take the wind out of their sails
I do believe that you had something to do with the training of that dog.
Now there is a perfect example of trying to be someone you aren't and it blows up in your face.
I bet these were the ones that started leaving flaming bags of poop on porches!
GotRDid
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GotRDid
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I've had beagles for over 40 years. They are almost always in a happy mood, playful, highly lovable and loving. On the downside, they are stubborn as a mule, have a one-track mind, resentful if they don't get what they want at times and ALWAYS getting into something that they shouldn't. If it can be dragged off, chewed, hidden, chased, bellered at, licked or smelled, they do it without a second thought. But damn, they are so good at making you feel good and happy!
I'd be willing to bet that they're at the racetrack instead!
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