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[nmkid]

The post, "warped sense of humor" has given me quite a few chuckles and some belly laughs. Many years ago on a metal detecting forum, I belong to, started a post that has no ending as each reader adds to the storyline, (more or less. LOL). Let's see what happens here as we seem to have quite a handful of tricksters here.

OK. Here goes.

The other day I had to decide whether to take the wife to lunch or go shooting. So, I .......

 

[Kermit in Va.]

Told her to have supper fixed by the time I
get home...

 

[dthomas]

When i got home i had to eat a ham sandwich.

 

[Terry]

For 43 years I have never said that, and she makes one of my favorites every time.

 

[Medic505]

took her with me. We had Mexican food on the way home.

 

[terrace]

But before we got home the refried beans

 

[ShootDots]

Got a divorce and been hunting, shooting and fishing ever since!

 

[mike a]

The post, "warped sense of humor" has given me quite a few chuckles and some belly laughs. Many years ago on a metal detecting forum, I belong to, started a post that has no ending as each reader adds to the storyline, (more or less. LOL). Let's see what happens here as we seem to have quite a handful of tricksters here.

OK. Here goes.

The other day I had to decide whether to take the wife to lunch or go shooting. So, I .......

To easy. Took the wife to lunch- - at the range!

 

[rebel]

Just went shooting- that's why I love my wife. BTW I cooked her a magnificent supper.

 

[Medic505]

But before we got home the refried beans

Charro beans terrace, refried are loaded with lard.

 

[msinc]

So I.......told her nothing and headed for Mexico to find those two hookers that tied me up and beat me senseless!!!! God I love Mexico!!!!

 

[okie]

For 43 years I have never said that, and she makes one of my favorites every time.

Some people have it made!!

 

[Bill K]

So I packed up a lunch basket and some cold drinks and went to my favorite shooting spot and shot and had a great picnic lunch on a nice shading spot off to the side. She enjoyed the outing and I still had a nice shoot.

 

[Terry]

Some people have it made!!

Amen!

Blessed for sure!

 

[ckrifles]

So I went shooting, Made us both happy!

 

[billlarson]

You train a woman just like your hunting dog.the better you treat them,the harder they,ll work for you...
Treat,m good,you,ll both be smil,n...
bill

 

[joshb]

...made her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and went to work on her to-do list! Are you married?

 

[joshb]

Got a divorce and been hunting, shooting and fishing ever since!

That might be on my to-do list!!

 

[hogpatrol]

went shooting and I still have wife problems. The first two left and the third one won't.

 

[msinc]

You train a woman just like your hunting dog.the better you treat them,the harder they,ll work for you...
Treat,m good,you,ll both be smil,n...
bill

I used to say something similar....."women are like coon dogs, they all look good, but you take 'em out a couple nights and you'll find out exactly what you have!!!"