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[F Class John]

There seems to be a crack in that windshield...

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[F Class John]

Well I guess that's a different version of a 'head' shot....

 

[blackwidowp61]

French army version as an improvised precision rifle rest.

Guy being used as a rest "No return fire, no return fire, PLEASE, NO RETURN FIRE!"

Guy being used as a rest "I hope nobody I know sees this!"

 

[blackwidowp61]

Peace on earth, brought to you by The 101st Airborne Screaming Eagles.

 

[rardoin]

Although this barrel had a bit of run-out, the armorer did an outstanding job of indexing!

 

[Delfuego]

"Did you really forget your bipod?"

"Shhhhhh I'm putting up a solid group"

 

[JLT]

If the price is too high, we have pre-soiled versions at a steep discount.

#5. Looks like a patch from the 82nd Furborne

That beanie is green. Hard to tell, but the flash looks correct with the crossed arrows.

I remember that guy. Buck teeth, always needed a shave. A little on the small side, but he could rip through the confidence courses, somehow without getting dirty. Had a hard time laying down grazing fire properly . . .

I think he ended up with 4th PsyOps Group. Freaky little guy, unnerving stare and always seemed to be chewing something. Answered to 'Chip'.

 

[blackwidowp61]

Well, I was stationed over in Germany at the time. We were camped out in the boonies. I took my war dog out for some exercise. I was throwing a stick for him to fetch, but on the last throw, I headed back for the tent, figuring the dog would follow. I couldn't figure out why everybody else started running and yelling "Drop it, DROP IT!"

 

[JLT]

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Well, I was stationed over in Germany at the time. We were camped out in the boonies. I took my war dog out for some exercise. I was throwing a stick for him to fetch, but on the last throw, I headed back for the tent, figuring the dog would follow. I couldn't figure out why everybody else started running and yelling "Drop it, DROP IT!"

That looks a LOT like one of our Shepherds (Bennie)!

 

[divingin]

 

[KMart]

In my best R. Lee Ermey voice

Get in step Suzy and get those rifles at Port Arms

 

[snert]

Svim wear...evening wear...tacticool....

 

[TAJ45]

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My name is Forrest Gump, and I'm not getting shot in the buttocks; again.

GotRDid.

Dayam GotRDid.....get it right ! !

But - TOCKS.

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[1lnbrdg]

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The day to buy a lottery ticket!

 

[snert]

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Frank, dang it I told you not to store the SRAM on top of the camper!

 

[blackwidowp61]

Well I guess that's a different version of a 'head' shot....

Hey! Don't give snert any new ideas!