Camera bullets ?

[swd]

True story. I have a good friend who in his 20's owned a small house in court. One of the neighbors dogs used to come over and crap on his lawn and walkway almost every day. And the neighbor never would do anything about it. One nice spring day he had the front door open and saw the dog walking over so he grabs his trusty Red Ryder. The dog starts to squat and he takes aim right in the middle of its hind quarters and pulls the trigger. He said the BB was back lit from the sun just perfectly and it did the typical BB spiral and hit him square in the nuts. He said the dog howled all the way home and left a trail of scat for about 15'. And it never came back.
He told me that story 25 years ago and I'll never forget it!

 

[ClassCat]

Beat this one.
My neighbors Poodle always took a dump on my lawn. One day i said to myself i'm gonna get that little bastard. The opportunity presents itself, so i took my trusty CO2 pistol, ran about 6 shot out of it( Didn't want to kill it, just sting it). The Mutt squated, i took aim for his Butt and pulled the trigger.The Pellet was moving so slow and the dog heard the gun go off and turned toward the sound. NAILED HIM ""RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES"" and all 4's up in the air. Needless to say the Wife FREAKS OUT, and i'm on carcus removal.

 

[hogpatrol]

Add a large helium balloon and cannon fuse and you have air burst capability, which tends to draw police response from miles away....

At a local manufacturing plant that had a huge footprint, this was a common occurrence one summer. I suspected that's what the culprits were doing.

 

[swd]

Beat this one.
My neighbors Poodle always took a dump on my lawn. One day i said to myself i'm gonna get that little bastard. The opportunity presents itself, so i took my trusty CO2 pistol, ran about 6 shot out of it( Didn't want to kill it, just sting it). The Mutt squated, i took aim for his Butt and pulled the trigger.The Pellet was moving so slow and the dog heard the gun go off and turned toward the sound. NAILED HIM ""RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES"" and all 4's up in the air. Needless to say the Wife FREAKS OUT, and i'm on carcus removal.

OOPS!

 

[pirate ammo]

Using an extra heavy duty leather lineman's glove you can hold a 308 case in your hand to direct the blast of a 2" Black Cat.

It sounds surprisingly similar to a gunshot and you can direct the sound blast rather well.

The entire firecracker and fuse are inside the case so the fuse keeps burning even when you have your hand out the car window, driving at getaway speed.

2'' blackcat?? I deal in black powder,,we make a big bang,,

 

[joshb]

Welding gases, plastic bread bags and a long fuse....

Glad I settled down as I survived those teen years

You haven't "lived" until you use the big lawn bags! Sounded just like thunder.

 

[pirate ammo]

You haven't "lived" until you use the big lawn bags! Sounded just like thunder.

black powder,make about anything go really boom,,works good on central Texas gophers,,

 

[snert]

LTV Steel, mid 1970's. Welder sees rat run into a seamless pipe laying on floor. Other end is against wall. Puts "a little" welding gas into the pipe, hits it with torch. Pipe lifts off floor, bellows like a 5 inch cannon. Rat, without hair, stuck to wall.

Boss comes running, notes a lot of dust falling from the overhead girders.

Result? In these pre-PC days, a new way to clean off the girders is invented...yep, helium ballooned welding gas bombs floated to the high overheads!! Gotta love it!!

 

[muleman69]

Out at my range that is loaded with digger squirrels I set out a tanarite on the ditch and put grain on it. Went about shooting groups then happened to look over and squirrel was eating the grain, swung over and shot the bomb . HOLLY CRAP digger went 15 feet in the air and over 30 feet out in the field

 

[dickn52]

This might be a good idea...how about camera suppositories... A new feeling you can watch on TV?

 

[joshb]

This might be a good idea...how about camera suppositories... A new feeling you can watch on TV?

They have those, but you swallow them and "collect them" when they come out your other end. I was told the story of a guy that thought it went thru too fast, so he swallowed it again.

Here's a story for Snert. It's true cause I was there. I was 19. My crazy cousin from California was visiting for the summer. His father thought he might calm down if he spent some time back east on a farm. One hot summer day, we got bored. I figured I'd show him the oxy-acetylene bag thing. We do a couple small ones out in the back. Then I go grab the lawn bags. We set off 4 or five before my mother comes out of the house and yells: "What the he?? are you boys doin out there?" She 's coming down the walk with steam coming out of her ears. My cousin was in the garage filling the next bag. I'm standing in front of the garage bouncing a tennis ball off the garage door, doin my best to look innocent. "Where's Michael?" she asks! I point to the garage. The garage had those old doors that slide sideways on a rail at the top. The door was open about 2 feet. My mother sticks her head in the opening and gets out "Mich.." when BOOOOM!!! The bottoms of the doors swing out some, my mother goes 2 feet in the air, turns, lands on her feet and runs for the house screaming. I run to the opening and look in. There's my cousin, still standing there holding a lit torch in one hand and a shredded garbage bag in the other. His hair was blown back, his eyebrows were burned off but he's still in one piece. He couldn't hear for three days. All we could figure was that he was filling the new bag and static electricity set off the mix. We were grounded for a month and our chores doubled. The welding tanks disappeared and that fun ended.

 

[swd]

A friend of mines brother went through Army basic training. When he went through the tear gas room he waved to the DI through the window. When he came out the DI said since he enjoyed it so much he made him go through again.

 

[okie]

A friend of mines brother went through Army basic training. When he went through the tear gas trroom he waved to the DI through the window. When he came out the DI said since he enjoyed it so much he made him go through again.

LOL!!

 

[jimbo88mm]

Has to be one of the most effective firearm related April Fools jokes out there. Just a couple of weeks ago at the range I over heard a few gentleman talking about them. They thought they were real.

 

[pirate ammo]

Has to be one of the most effective firearm related April Fools jokes out there. Just a couple of weeks ago at the range I over heard a few gentleman talking about them. They thought they were real.

you can fool some of the people some of the time,,and the dim witted 100% of the time,,,

 

[dickn52]

LOL!!

Oh crap...I was a DI and that may have been me....but then I'm sure it must have happened more than once.

 

[snert]

They have those, but you swallow them and "collect them" when they come out your other end. I was told the story of a guy that thought it went thru too fast, so he swallowed it again.

Here's a story for Snert. It's true cause I was there. I was 19. My crazy cousin from California was visiting for the summer. His father thought he might calm down if he spent some time back east on a farm. One hot summer day, we got bored. I figured I'd show him the oxy-acetylene bag thing. We do a couple small ones out in the back. Then I go grab the lawn bags. We set off 4 or five before my mother comes out of the house and yells: "What the he?? are you boys doin out there?" She 's coming down the walk with steam coming out of her ears. My cousin was in the garage filling the next bag. I'm standing in front of the garage bouncing a tennis ball off the garage door, doin my best to look innocent. "Where's Michael?" she asks! I point to the garage. The garage had those old doors that slide sideways on a rail at the top. The door was open about 2 feet. My mother sticks her head in the opening and gets out "Mich.." when BOOOOM!!! The bottoms of the doors swing out some, my mother goes 2 feet in the air, turns, lands on her feet and runs for the house screaming. I run to the opening and look in. There's my cousin, still standing there holding a lit torch in one hand and a shredded garbage bag in the other. His hair was blown back, his eyebrows were burned off but he's still in one piece. He couldn't hear for three days. All we could figure was that he was filling the new bag and static electricity set off the mix. We were grounded for a month and our chores doubled. The welding tanks disappeared and that fun ended.

Best part about that story is that instead of suing the torch manufacturer, you got your butt grounded, and he was deaf for a while! Natural consequences with no attorney involved!!!

 

[Link]

We made our own black powder and cannons. We couldn't get them to stay on the 2x6 with our attachments, so we put the dumb end of the pipe against my buddy's cottage. When it went off the recoil pushed it right through the wall into the bedroom. My buddy got his ass kicked twice. First for cutting down a freshly planted small tree with our ammo a small chain ., . Then when they saw the hole in the building.

 

[1lnbrdg]

Working with an legal immigrant constructing a powerhouse close to Jewitt Tx. His daily duty was to fill his ziplock lunch baggie with Oxy/Act and an nut, leave it close to the structure.

When the illegal immigrants came thru on their sweeping duties, from the structure above, he'd take a cutting torch and blow slag down on the Baggie.

Each day for 3 weeks, no one figured it out but boy were they trying.

 

[dickn52]

Beat this one.
My neighbors Poodle always took a dump on my lawn. One day i said to myself i'm gonna get that little bastard. The opportunity presents itself, so i took my trusty CO2 pistol, ran about 6 shot out of it( Didn't want to kill it, just sting it). The Mutt squated, i took aim for his Butt and pulled the trigger.The Pellet was moving so slow and the dog heard the gun go off and turned toward the sound. NAILED HIM ""RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES"" and all 4's up in the air. Needless to say the Wife FREAKS OUT, and i'm on carcus removal.

Help me understand this one. The dog takes a crap and someone kills it. That about sums it up?