ZMP (Zombie Marksmanship Program) Proves Too Plausible

[Forum Boss]

Apparently many people were completely taken in by our April Fool's Day Spoof announcing that the CMP will spin off a new kids program -- the ZMP (Zombie Marksmanship Program). We wrote that the ZMP summer marksmanship camps would be renamed "Zombieland Vacation Camps".


Apparently those who were suckered in have been calling and emailing the CMP with questions and comments. Many folks were hoping to sign up their kids for Zombieland Vacations!

CMP is NOT Amused
In any case, we don't want the good folks at the CMP to be troubled, so I'm going to pull down this spoof in a few hours. But if you didn't get a chance to view the story (and have a chuckle), here are some screen shots.

 

[CJ6]

You'd think April 1 was fishing opener. Throw out a little bait and pow ya catch a sucker every time

 

[Forum Boss]

Received a couple late words of praise on this hoax. Apparently a lot of folks did see the humor (and irony) in the spoof. Too bad our friends at the CMP were party-poopers...

But who knows maybe somebody will really create a zombie shooting theme park... There's money to be made I'm sure.

 

[CPorter]

Be easy and maybe fun using stuff like the Drozd Blackbird automatic BB gun and similar weapons. Also less likely for the gamers to damage the wrong things too much.