Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[TimP]

I know this is old but...

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 

[Down South]

Amen....... ;D 8)

 

[Medic505]

Tim must have married the wrong woman.....

 

[Joe Salt]

No there all Sisters!

Joe Salt

 

[DeltaBravo]

11. I can lock my gun in my safe!

Dennis

 

[338 Mollett]

LMAO!

 

[dsandfort]

I don't know.......shouldn't there be something about bore sighting in the top 10?

 

[joshb]

Very funny! I can think of some more, but they're a bit off color. I'll bite my tongue.

 

[CJ6]

But...Just like women #1 requires a permit/license and is ONLY good for the 1 gun...lol Sort of a MARRIAGE license so to speak....

 

[Toolbreaker]

With firearms, a repeater is considered a GOOD thing.

 

[Shiraz]

On the other hand

Marry the right woman and you can have both!

 

[Eddie Harren]

JoeSalt, Where all sisters?

 

[jimcasey01]

On the other hand

Marry the right woman and you can have both!

Agreed, the right woman adds to your life, not detract from it.

 

[jimcasey01]

With firearms, a repeater is considered a GOOD thing.

As in women, my wife refers to it as an "encore". ;D

 

[Joe Salt]

Eddie You're a woman?

Joe Salt

 

[bblackwell]

12. And guns don't gain weight

 

[joshb]

13. A gun never has a "headache", and is always "in the mood"!

 

[338 Mollett]

Mine however must be spoken to like a female,this is your favorite mat to shoot off of,I'm wearing your favorite shirt.I rubbed the chicken foot the right way this time!!!

 

[abishai]

I have to stand up for wives , my rifle never gets me another beer from the fridge

 

[joshb]

Yeah, I may take a jab at her now and then (never in her presence), but none of my guns can cook a pork roast like she can.