dude they've got a ROOM for me and 4 people permanently assigned to monitor me 'round the clock......
It all started when I went for my FFL a few yrs ago.
EVER'body told me "tread lightly"...... "don't poke the bear"..... "be really really nice so they don't have reason to turn you down" ...... Don't make the interviewer guy mad" ....... etc etc. To which I of course replied " Yeahhh right, I'd like to see them STOP me from getting licensed!!".... "THIS oughtta' be fun!"
I knew I was pretty hard on the ATF agent in our phone interview.... telling him how I'd been set up for entrapment by the BATF twice, how an acquaintance ended up dead directly thru BATF actions, how Lon Horiuchi should be in jail and how in the 80's the agency got so out of hand they had to change their official monicker to BATFE etc etc...... How I looked at the FBI as a bunch of dysfunctional morons, the ATF as dysfunctional cowboys, the TSA as criminals and the background check system as a complete boondoggle........but I didn't know HOW hard until our actual meeting. I set him up to interview me at 8:00 on a Saturday nite (I'm all about maximizing taxpayer expenditure) and to call when he was on the driveway and again when he got to my front door.
Sooo..... second call, he's at the front door. I open the door and he's about 20yds out with his back to me, hands up, spread stance big white
ATF acros't his jacket...."tell me when I can turn around sir"....
And from there the interview was a complete joy. The guy was very professional, explaining how they're back to ATF now, and trying to clean up a tarnished image. He talked about working with TR and ICE for many yrs, how, for him the ATF gig was new but he liked it. He loved to hear stories about the bad ol' days of the BATF and corroborated some of my assessments....
I even told him as how ever'body told me to keep things on the down-low and how that din't really WORK for me LOL! That "I'd love to see some bureaucrat try deny me an FFL." He got a 'YUGE kick out of my "criminal history".... how my only count was for "leaving my spearhouse out on the lake 2 days past the deadline" when I was 15yrs. And when I showed up to serve my time in community service the warden took me out for breakfast and sent me home...
Of course I got my FFL, he even talked me into going with an 07 which I wonder about each time I renew but whatever...
But now.... since I'm in the system it's worse.
I'm the guy tangling with the TSA guy at the airport. I've still got an open case where I tried to take bullets on an airplane (and will try AGAIN next time I'm flying alone)
I'm the guy who called NICS background checks when the voters in my state "passed a law" making them required for borrowing or private sales... I actually got an agent on tape telling me "we don't care about your stupid WA laws! QUIT BUGGING US!"
They tried to fish me for a pistol acquisition, I recorded 4 different FBI agents as they got testier and testier until I finally told them on record to "take a flying f@CK at a rolling donut"....
nawww..... if yer scared of yer goobermint peekin' in....I'm NOT the guy you want to be associated with