pics that beg for a funny caption

[blackwidowp61]

OK folks, I will give you a chance to hang a caption on a few pics I have found wandering the web. I'll give you mine to get you started.

#1- New shoulder mounted anti-personnel fur missile.

#2- They found that pink was actually the best color to camo planes in flight, but I don't think it works with AR-15s/M-16s.

#3- If you don't have a gun, improvise.

#4- Ah, sir, you're not going to like this but...

#5- After taking severe losses, ground squirrels and prairie dogs are fighting back.

 

[ShootDots]

On Pic#3, you might say "toxic gas warfare readying for deployment"!!

 

[snert]

#3...when all the props stop, turn around, bend over and kiss your...goodbye

 

[KMart]

#3....The original weapon of mass destruction.

Nose art on this A/C....The Stink Bomb Special.

 

[Deleted outa08]

OK folks, I will give you a chance to hang a caption on a few pics I have found wandering the web. I'll give you mine to get you started.

#1-View attachment 1116179 New shoulder mounted anti-personnel fur missile.

#2-View attachment 1116180 They found that pink was actually the best color to camo planes in flight, but I don't think it works with AR-15s/M-16s.

#3-View attachment 1116181 If you don't have a gun, improvise.

#4-View attachment 1116182 Ah, sir, you're not going to like this but...

#5-View attachment 1116183 After taking severe losses, ground squirrels and prairie dogs are fighting back.

#1 he ain`t heavy he`s my doggie! #2 it might be pink,but I`m outshooting you with it fool.#3 I`ll see your Rising Sun and raise you 1 moon. #4 Never text and drive! #5 Sir, request permission to return fire on the dummy shooting at us with one of those damn Creedmores.

 

[blackwidowp61]

This one is almost too easy

 

[snert]

This one is almost too easy
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Now it all depends...

 

[hogpatrol]

This one is almost too easy
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If the price is too high, we have pre-soiled versions at a steep discount.

#5. Looks like a patch from the 82nd Furborne

 

[jds holler]

I can't believe those assholes gave me a crippled seeing eye dog!! jd

 

[joshb]

Don’t worry! Everybody says “barrels are expendable”!

Or:
Go ahead and pull the trigger! We’ll be fine!
Or:
Hog! The MP wants your insurance card!

 

[joshb]

This one is almost too easy
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I’m not getting shot in the ass, like last time!

 

[rebel]

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin'

 

[Delfuego]

Reason #126 why Marines should not be issued equipment

 

[Delfuego]

Hello Charlie!

 

[blackwidowp61]

Quick, somebody throw a couple of parachutes on it and we can blame airlift!

 

[PatMiles]

Gas gun?
Air brakes?

 

[blackwidowp61]

You can tell who the younger guys on the swat team are by what they want to protect most...brainpan, ass and jewels.

 

[GotRDid]

This one is almost too easy
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My name is Forrest Gump, and I'm not getting shot in the buttocks; again.

GotRDid.

 

[loinhunter]

#3 pilot to bombadier. One click left. Send it! Bombadier to pilot:
Not till we land in that cornfield first!

 

[PatMiles]

You can tell who the younger guys on the swat team are by what they want to protect most...brainpan, ass and jewels.

Ass and jewels are worthless without said brainpan.