Out of shop July 15-?

[lancexxx]

I will be out of the shop for surgery July 15-?. If you are looking for a sightron Please contact me for a sightron before then.
Thanks Lance

 

[Walt Krafft]

Hope you get better quickly!

 

[Chiquita]

Prank and have fun with the doctor's and nurses. Tell them jokes and pull their leg.

When I was coming out of anesthesia there was a nurse monitoring my blood pressure before she could release me to my room.
A young resident doctor came by shook my shoulder "hey Ed wake up, wake up Ed I need you to red something"

So they had a card that said "fast pay" on it. The resident doctor just wanted to make sure that I was able to read as I was coming in/out of the anesthesia.

So all this time ad I am trying to recover from the anesthesia, I am thinking "how can I screw with this guy.

So here he comes again "hey Ed open your eyes I want you read this" and I opened my eyes and squinted and said in a loud voice "PIZZA HUT"

His reaction "oh Shit" the nurse that was next to me tapped on my shoulder twice and said "ohhh he is definitely not ready to go to his room"

Now.... I am trying to wake up again and say "I was just kidding" I couldn't the anesthesia was still too strong for me to over come it.

At anywho, go in with laughter and come out with bigger smile.

Good luck with the surgery.

 

[wkdickinson]

I will be out of the shop for surgery July 15-?. If you are looking for a sightron Please contact me for a sightron before then.
Thanks Lance

I hope all goes well!

 

[lancexxx]

Thanks, Me too

 

[ebb]

When covid was going crazy in the first year my daughter was working the oncology ward right next to covid and she heard them code many people on one particular night. She was worried that we would get it in our day-to-day life but more worried we would get it from her. She insisted we get the vax. So we all went to the hospital where she worked and the three of us got in line and were injected. The staff required we stay for 15 minutes to see if anyone had a reaction. I told my wife I was going to flop around and pretend to have a reaction and my daughter overheard me. She grabs me and says no Please don't that's my boss's boss. Gave me latitude to twist her arm to make me a pecan pie.

 

[lancexxx]

I will get back to all P.M.s as quick as I can. I go in for surgery tommorrow and will probably be out most of next week. The sale runs till the end of July so we should be able to still take advantage of it.
Thanks

 

[Liven The Dream]

I will be out of the shop for surgery July 15-?. If you are looking for a sightron Please contact me for a sightron before then.
Thanks Lance

The very best.
Don

 

[mr45man]

You should be home now having a beer.by now.
hope your doing well.