Dude, dunno where you're coming from assuming I have no experience with animals or life "in the eastern states"......
I've "tangled with" groundhogs and squeerrels and marmots and porcupines and otters and mink and beavers and skunks and coons and coyotes and possums and all sorts of dogs and cats with my bare hands...pulled live mushrats outta' their houses and bonked 'em on the ice.....well, mostly I wore gloves but, yeahhh, you could say we're acquainted. As far as road injuries, busted up deers and bears, yes, we shoot 'em gener'ly, one a' my guys shot one with the cops gun just a couple wks ago...... altho I'll never forget watching my buddy Stubs cartwheeling thru the headlites after straddling a liddle doe trying to cut it's throat..........
We called ditch-bears "lightsuckers" and only if you've pistolwhipped them under a Kel-Lite will you know what that means. It's all teeth..... heat, poppin' and white flashes.
"Pissed off??"
His OPTIONS??
"pound it with an asp???"
"DRIVE AWAY??"
Only an idiot would drive away while traffic's stopped. His JOB is to direct traffic until the poor wandering puppy gets off the road. Or help it.
Jeepers.....
That's a frickin' WOODCHUCK there on the road. About as scary as a line of ducklings......So huff it off, shoo it, kick it, push it with a stick. Open the trunk, grab the shovel and scoop it into the ditch.
just
wow
The guy's on his knees squared off against a charging WOODCHUCK!
I stand by my original statement, if this sort of thing constitutes a "shooting encounter" then the guy's probably not qualified to be a Walmart Greeter
I take it all back